I got clowned on on a post about libraries saying amerikans only read shit like netanyahu’s memoir.
I was called too pessimistic and yet here I am proven correct by the long arc of history
52 0 ReplyThis reminds me of when I walked into my ex gfs parent's house and they had a cop American flag magnet and I threw it in the trash when no one was looking...just saying it works
48 0 Replythis is praxis
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the other one is a churchill biography
41 0 ReplyThrow it away if you can get away with it would be fucking hilarious
34 0 ReplyThat tissue box placement
34 0 ReplyNut-n-yahoo
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You could y'know just bump that into the trash can where it belongs.
31 0 ReplyCelebrating my settler-colonial holiday with my family and keeping my settler colonial biography on my nightstand
31 0 ReplyWhat do you mean I can't subtitle my book "My Struggle?!" Taken? By who? This is bullshit!
- BiBi
28 0 ReplyDealing with reactionary relatives isn't easy
Wish I had some advice or something
27 0 ReplyYou will need:
1 glue stick Exacto knife 1 copy of the collected works of Edward Said
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24 0 Replysounds like the sf bay area lately
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Guess you found the toilet paper!
23 0 ReplyRip out pages throughout the book, like a few pages in all. Nothing ruins a book like a few ripped out pages scattered about.
Unless ur uncle doesn't actually read it and uses it as set dressing, which then, I'm sorry.
22 0 ReplyWould suggest using a utility knife to slice the pages out near the spine.
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Those the tissues he uses after jacking off, you think?
If they aren't , check the book
22 0 ReplyThat’s some weird-ass novelty toilet paper
21 0 ReplyWait doesnt normal paper clog the pipes?
10 0 ReplyNo good. Pages are already covered with shit.
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So when you have that inevitable Palestine vs Israel convo you legit have the "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what you jerk off to" card.
20 0 ReplyThis is the worst combination of books imaginable.
20 0 ReplyGo to the gas station and take it with you. Deposit into gas station trash can. Fill up gas tank if needed.
18 0 Replyas always, i am recommending arson
18 0 Reply15 0 ReplyWhy are you in his room? Also steal it.
15 0 ReplyPerfect for drying spices
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Why'd you go in his bedroom?
9 0 Replyhad to go to the bathroom, it's attached
25 0 ReplyMakes sense. Sorry you had to see that
16 0 ReplyThe only bathroom? Dang, bad design. Waking someone up cause you gotta take a dump and then they gotta fall asleep next to your turd stink.
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Why'd you go in his bedroom?
this is just speculation but I've been in a lot of houses where the bathroom is attached to someone's bedroom, or you need to pass through someone's bedroom to get to another room, etc.
15 0 ReplyYeah, that makes sense
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run habibi
7 0 Replywhy is the toilet paper in the nightstand?
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