Or “hell yeah, it’s 7 am, time to power up my leaf blower”
Leaf blowers should be illegal. Those motherfuckers need to re-learn how to use a goddamn rake. I don't care what time it is or if I'm already awake, I shouldn't have the quiet enjoyment of my own home regularly interrupted by
rrrrrrRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"6am? Let me sing you the song of my people!"
I have lived this hell.
I live next to a landscaping company. Fortunately they don't actually have any grass to mow. Unfortunately they have found so many uses for their leaf blowers I find it almost impressive.
Sweep the garage? No, use a blower. Wash the trucks...leaf blow them dry. Light snow? Skip the shovel, use a leaf blower. Clean the gutters...
It's never just one either. It's always a trio or a quartet of unmuffled small engines.
He seems like a nice guy, but damn can he make a shit ton of noise.
The amount of noise pollution from leaf blowers is crazy
Quartet of unmuffled small engines is a beautiful sentence and I salute you for it.
this time of year it's people using loud af leaf blowers to clear a literal dusting of snow off sidewalks and driveways.... at 4am.
Or fucking tradies that need to whip put the power tools at 7am to do all the Lound shit as early possible then fuck about doing nothing for the rest of the day
10am is not early, neckbeards.
Anything before 12 is early
This dude woke up and chose violence lol
I feel personally attacked by this comment.
We're all riled up after that other post between morning and night people aren't we haha
I feel you, where is the line between respecting people's chronotypes and people actively choosing to go to bed stupidly late and then expected everyone else to tiptoe around their own choices?
The real solution here though is: fuck lawns.
Depends. Weekday no, weekend yes.
Alternatively, people could just get an electric mower and mow whenever they'd like lmao
10am is definitely not early enough to bitch about somebody mowing the lawn no matter the day of the week.
I say this as someone who's on a 4am-noon sleeping schedule.
The fucking garbage truck with its beeping ass backing up at 6:30am. Fuck you WasteManagement.
Several years ago I lived in an apartment that would have the lawn crew come every Tuesday at 6am, in an apartment complex, 6 in the fucking morning, I was on the 3rd floor and it still would wake me up.
reason number 5 to live in an apartment far from any houses, mowing happens like once per month or so and at worst it gets you out of bed when you should be up anyways.
and of course, if the neighbourhood is a concrete jungle there is no mowing whatsoever!
Reason number 1 to not live in an apartment, elephant neighbors.
stop making shitty apartments, here in sweden they're made of solid fucking concrete and the only time neighbours are at all audible is when they drop marbles on the floor.
and these are apartments that were built for cheap en masse in the 60's, there's no excuse for building shitty apartments.
Two words: top floor
Honestly, lawn mowers are one of my favorite wake-up sounds. Up there with the sound of breakfast cooking in the kitchen.
Go out there and smell that fresh cut grass, then go tf back to bed.
Drinking a cup of coffee outside in the morning is great. Quietly.
