Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"

It's real, i feel dirty after looking it up. You're welcome

wouldn't Elon be the "cuck" in this scenario, as Mark is taking what was his as he watches intensely?

Pretty big talk for someone whose mom called off a fight.

Every single person I've ever met that has used the word "cuck" has been an absolute loser with nothing going on.

It's quite telling that I can't tell if this is real or not and I can't be bothered to log in to check.

Yes this post is real lol

Elon is a felon

So I guess bullying and harassing people is OK if you own the platform that you do it on?

Musk is a fuckfaceprofasicistpieceofshit

Am I doing it right?

He's a fucking child. I agree with @lemmyshmemmy@lemmy.world. It's time to filter these guys and stop giving them attention.

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to witness this. What a time to be alive.

I thought they stopped using "cuck" as an insult after their poster boy wore horns on January 6.

Maybe he got hacked?

Like... in his brain five years ago?

Seriously, it's embarrassing to watch this. I'm experiencing pity. I didn't think I could pity such a rich asshole, but the levels of divorced dad energy here are genuinely making me wish someone would take this guy out for ice cream and talk him into deleting his social media and getting his life back in order.

Based on Elon's dating history...Yeah, I think we both know who the real cuck is.

Maybe these guys are having a beer and laughing at us.

He is so unprofessional. I can’t see why anyone would like him.

I've just run out of adjectives to describe #ElonMusk.
Does human history have an equivalent of someone so rich who is so publicly and so very infantile, fragil and immature (I will spot you Trump).

Musk is a soulless husk.

Let them fight

I never thought a day would come where i would root for the zuckerman but here we are.

Meta is a danger to society but at least there is a brain behind it.

All I see is, "please keep talking about me"

What if they just sucked off each other and the one who ejaculates the most amount of semen to the other's mouth wins.

I would do everything to be able to join that contest. For scientifically experimenting with their fluids of course. Not anything gay. 🤨

He could've at least been creative with it and called him Cuckerberg

Is there any way to filter out keywords on Lemmy? I'm sick of hearing about these assholes. It's what they want.

Look at this shit. He literally wants a dick-measuring contest with Zuckerberg.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/07/09/elon-musk-proposes-unconventional-new-contest-with-mark-zuckerberg/?sh=3fba06a976d7

Oh ffs this is real.

Why does he look like he has a cheap RuneScape NPC Armor?

Put up or shut up, Phony Stark.

Elon is a bitch.

Oh, I’m looking forward to the fight. 🍿

kinda makes me feel just a bit better knowing that he pissed away all that money on twatter.

Elon is a moron

Let them fight

I’m all for us plebs gathering in the colosseum and watching billionaires fight to the death

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I want to open Twitter now to report it… if we all report it, we’ll, nothing will happen but it’s be a data point at least. I guess I’ll just move on.