The value of this party is $45 per person and will be added to your paycheck as taxable income.
Got an email like that a few weeks ago about a benefit I hadn't even received and then a retraction email about 30 minutes later. Motherfuckers can't even actually give me something without talking about taking money out of my pocket anymore.
big ai hands
Company cutting costs by laying off all the artists.
Business lady's hand is growing a second smaller hand
Not really, all hands are "correct", 4 fingers and a thumb. Many look weird for sure, and it's surely AI, but it's not at all the usual mutated nightmare hands.
Should be a single pizza and night shift gets crumbs.
Gonna have to fight for that last slice with sausage!
like idk if ppl really enjoy sausage that much or it's just the perceived added value of a second topping that makes it more desirable
I was gonna say. 1 pizza per worker is some generous ratio.
We had a pizza party at the office last week. If you wanted some you had to pay 5$....
My company kept having barbeques and cook outs or pizza parties. They all cost like $5-10 per a person. Fuck that cheap asses. "Feel free to invite your family!" Yeah, no.
Whoa That's over $100 worth of pizza. That company really splurged on their valuable employees.
The last company I worked for had an $80k shortfall at the end of 2022 and tasked my department with making up the difference. When my supervisor dropped that news on us with only 2 months to go, I joked "can we get a pizza party if we achieve this?!" and she honestly said to "that's a good idea!" I should have quite that day. That company who is named after the word integrity, had none. Our department head was the biggest piece of shit I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with. Dude used his religion and family as a shield to be racist and condescending. Never again.
Fidelity or Wells Fargo?
what did it rhyme with
Literally Integrity
ai generated memes... 🤦
What's the problem?
Specifically for memes trying to make fun of corporate profiteering, aye. It's like the people making them haven't even bothered to look up the wikipedia page for irony.
should they be paying someone to make it
I got a T-shirt, and "lunch" was at 11am and counted as your lunch time (with the walk to/from cafeteria to get it being a part of that).
Edit early morning word making is hard
Damn where yall work that you get a whole freaking pizza bonus?! We got one slice lol
I mean, I'm never gonna turn down pizza but uh. Those $3k bonuses we used to get went a lot further...
Id rather get the money they spent on the pizza lmao
I feel this
You guys got pizza? At my workplace we got salad.
Management wasn't winning any friends.
At my last job, they had a fajita truck come in. I don't like smoked meat and I don't like bell peppers, so I didn't eat any. When my bosses saw I wasn't having any, I told them why and they just gave me a 'too bad' look and moved on with their day.
Every single order in the company went through me, but since I didn't like what food they were serving (I wasn't even told until the food truck showed up) I didn't even get that "bonus."
My previous employer made a big deal of "togetherness" and regularly catered in lunches in an attempt to lure people back into the office post-pandemic... and that's fine as far as it goes, but we had several folks with dietary restrictions and it was a constant struggle to get the admin staff to remember that they needed to order meals that accommodated everybody. I didn't feel a whole lot of togetherness when I had to repeatedly order in my own lunch on days that lunch was supposed to be provided, because the admin "forgot" about my dairy intolerance and just ordered pizzas.
Better than a potato party though.
Hey why did this go missing from !imageai@sh.itjust.works ? Do we have a containment breach?
Oh shit.
DIY pizza ought to be easy to make. its basically poverty food.
