Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis to Debate Whether Slavery Was Good or Never Happened
Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis to Debate Whether Slavery Was Good or Never Happened
Republican hopefuls Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley are expected to make slavery a big topic for their debate tonight ahead of the 2024 Iowa caucus with one candidate claiming slavery was beneficial while the other pretends it never happened.
Sources confirm that Republican voters are excited to tune into the debate and vote for Trump anyway.
Fucking lol
Every joke has a kernel of truth to it. This one is so big it's a choking hazard though.
That never happened
And even if it did…it wasn’t that bad
And even if it was, you deserved it/liked it
See what you made me do? I wouldn’t have to enslave you like this if it wasn’t so easy and profitable . You basically made me do it. You slut.
Omg, I ate the onion.
I sat there like...is this real. Wtf. Had to go back to the my main page before I realized where I was.
I'm using a new app. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Problem is, that headline is not out of reach because “slavery was good for black people” HAS BEEN SAID BY DESANTIS
I legitimately thought this was Not The Onion at first glance and was thinking "not oniony enough".
Reality has slid into satire.
always was
Holy shit same, I just realized it when you mentioned it. Insane.
I am using the Voyager app and the instance is always way down at the bottom. I have been got too many times to not scroll down first.
The problem with the onion now is this headline is absolutely expected, at least in a past tense. Maybe they wouldn't plan to have that debate, but I can imagine it happening during a debate.
Yep. It's why I don't watch as much late night comedy anymore. They are trying to make fun of things that are so ridiculous already that even the onion sounds plausible.
Got me