If you’re smart enough to question your own intelligence you’re better off than most.
you're easily the smartest animal in the hundred acre wood!
Not much room for brains when you need to store all that piss.
Wrong. If you're ever having a bad day remember what Marx said "le sigh, we cringe on"
17,000 people died because they listened to Donald Trump's medical advice.
You aren't the stupidest person in the world.
Donnie actually told his followers to get the jab, they booed him. I'm convinced a solid 80-90% of CHUDs would still be anti-vax even if Trump never existed.
Lies and slander!
If you're Dumb I'm Dumber. Let's drive a van that looks like a dog and/or a minibike halfway across the USA.
Did you accidentally try to use aftershave as mouthwash again?
one time as a kid my eye was real red and sore after waking up and i'd never used eye drops
my dad held me down and proceeded to put ear drops in my eyes because he didn't read the package properly
Did someone trick you into getting rid of your dirt again? It happens to the best of us.
Hot people don't need to be smart
Woah! For an owl you're very intelligent, most can't even talk much less write
Because you're not currently watching one piece
Self criticism is only worthwhile if it’s over things you can control.
nah u goated
i ask myself this question every two hours
