Bartender Qualifications

SPOILER ALERT: Bartender is a software application used to read large number of barcodes, QR codes, RFID, etc. at high speed.

While that may be true, this is still likely an automated response built by a script that found some keywords on your profile. I still get the occasional proposition for RPG work, and I haven't touched an AS/400 in over a 20 years which my profile reflects. I haven't even touched my profile in years. But the script doesn't care about that. That's for the HR rep to filter out later if you respond.
- Why you are no doubt correct; as someone who's had to support a BarTender based automated print system in a manufacturing company, this skillet need doesn't surprise me at all and is part of why the software gave me a drinking problem.
- I'm still getting weekly emails (and who knows how many linked in messages) trying to recruit me over a profile I haven't updated in a decade...aka 2 years after I entered the industry
  
  One of these days, I'm going to set up my AI assistant to respond. Who knows, with an even playing field maybe some of them will be worthwhile
For North Italia, a pizzeria?

Also, I looked it up and the software has a capitalized T.
- Southern Italy is better at pizza. Florence is about the best
But... North Italia is a pizzeria?
- Warehouse management?
Hey, don't you come round here messing up a funny misunderstanding with FACTS.
North Italia doesn't seem to be a software company.
Unfortunate name. Is Bartender well known in the programming world? I wonder if they have trouble getting candidates.
- It's fairly well known in the Enterprise IT world; like others say, it does induce drinking.
Shit I want that, my work breaks if I scan two items in one second

people with art degrees are horrified.

stay in your lane, software people!

I thought art majors are designate taxi drivers.
- They're the baristas. Because at least they can make latte art while they scrounge for tips from the tip jar.
- CS is a different art but still artistic

Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.

And serving irish coffee, I suppose

SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';

...AND behavior = 'nice'?

For reference:
https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg
- For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism
  
  Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work
You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
I would not fill my glass with string.
glass_content === 0
- Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES

As a front end developer this makes me want to drink.

As a backend devleoper, it makes me want to blame a frontend developer for how much I drink.
- We both know it's the project manager that drives us to the bottle.

Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder

Die Bart die
- Translation from German: The Bart the

Wait... they want someone skilled in HTML/CSS, Javascript and SQL?!?

I hope to fuck they're using a node backend otherwise... the client scripts running in the browser are assembling SQL?

SELECT * FROM drinks WHERE alccontent > 0.15 AND type = "wine" AND vintageyear < 2010 LIMIT 1; DROP TABLE drinks;
They want you to train their latest AI bartender
The SQL knowledge might be for analytical (OLAP) rather than transactional queries in which case it'd be entirely separate to the website work. Maybe the design of the site would change based on how people are currently using it, and they want someone that can look at rhe data? I'm unsure.

I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!

All of those qualifications require that you can handle a cascade of requests and manage tables
Are they based out of the PNW? Now that I think about it, I may actually have interviewed with them at one point.

ETA: Yeah, pretty sure it was them, they're PT and have a 425 DID for sales, and the company name is wholly unrelated to the product. Had forgotten about them entirely, and would have had the same reaction as OP to getting that email now.

And it probably is the sw product the email was referencing, since Bartender is capitalized.

It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.

For my salary, I’d rather be a bartender.
- Only work 3 days per week and very short shifts. Your day ends exactly when you clock out. There is no work to bring home, or ruminate about. What's not to love?

It is because you'll be the Ender of Barts.

Bartender for a bar with a bunch of these.

Though Python, C, or C++ prob fits better.

This is why I deleted my indeed

You guys are making profiles for job sites and not just applying to companies listing there?
- My current job came from tossing my profile up on indeed. My previous one from Dice, one before that from an agent who found me online.
  
  I prefer they come to me.
- I'm an uneducated pleb with a certain set of skills. But you are correct

Do you feel comfortable implementing pub-sub in our product?

You could say the bar for a tech job is high..

Is SQL not a good skill to have? I'm an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.

Sounds like you're almost qualified to be a bartender
- Well that's good news. Thanks!
Your username sounds like a way to become very caffeinated

Two software developers walk into a bar...

my first guess is that they desperately search someone to take care for their websites progress bar

[======*____________]

Wich is part of the "Tender" template they use: https://w3layouts.com/tender-a-multipurpose-flat-bootstrap-responsive-web-template/ "Tender is a free HTML5 Multipurpose Template, with [...]"

and maybe they only have a dumb trainee or one of those super intelligent AIs to search for the specialists they urgently need (or both in combination)

that should explain it ;-)

who knows *gg

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