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Goodbye.
Beat me to it
Now I'm just imagining this critter breaking into one of those weight lifter supplement stores at night, scarfing down a whole aisle and then hitting the gym to pump some iron before the humans arrive in the morning.
The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.
I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.
It'll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.
From the looks of things... too late! (gulp :-P)
In case anybody ever is in this situation, I've heard and seen on a couple videos that animals are afraid of things being thrown at them. Any time they see something moving that's not supposed to move it's because of a lot of strength. So throwing a handful of small rocks at it is generally enough to scare it away.
Here's a YouTube short of rock throwing in action.
That being said there are no stories of throwing a rock and it not working so take that as you will
It is very obviously squirt bottle, fuck you cat.
I'd still slow-blink to see if friend.
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Skat skat skat... Yell it, do it in your pants. It's all good
"YonOuttaHeeuh! Go-on! Git!"
"Skibidybop on out of here, jive cat."
Shitshitshitshit shit Sounds like shishishishishit
Just turn your back so it will know you're not interested.
The opposite of pspsps is, believe it or not, pspsps.
Fuckfuckfuckfuck
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
You want more boiling oil?
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"PewPewPew"
You just hold out your hand and try to pet it.
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"Spspspsp"
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