epic grandpa 100. i bet he can recognise her and everything.
53 0 ReplyIf Biden busted a nut it'd fucking kill him.
33 0 ReplyIn a loud, confident voice "Do you like it? I know you like it 'Cause—"
Yelling "Joe, honey? I can barely hear you. I'm in the other room."
In a loud angry voice "Never mind! Never mind!"
Yelling but trying to be warm "I can come over there and—"
In a louder an angrier voice "No! No! No! Never mind! Never mind!" and he starts putting his pants back on.
In a quiet voice to herself "Oh, he did it again." She tries to cheer herself up "At least it wasn't in front of the press."
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My man hasn't dropped glue since the turn of the century.
50 0 Replygod damn for the daily mail and god damn for existing and god damn again for existing. jesus fuck
40 0 ReplyThat's in the bible.
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VERY risqué (sex mentioned)
37 0 ReplyI'm mad at Jake Tapper for saying the S-WORD on live tv while my children (Aburey and Aidan) where in the room.
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Unfortunately he's flawlessly fooling every dumbshit lib in the country.
It helps they want to be fooled.
29 0 ReplyThe sad thing is he's not, but what the fuck do you do in this country when your choice is two crap flavored sandwiches?
4 0 ReplyYou can start by not supporting a genocidal rapist and working from there.
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Lol the fact that “good sex helps marriage” is seen as a joke by these people shows that he is in fact not fucking
24 0 ReplyYou couldn't uh um you could-'vea a made me cum now what do you excuse me, you, you, what do you think?
22 0 Reply"I sure do love to conspicuously shuffles through note cards bust fat nuts folks."
19 0 ReplyUh oh, I shouldn't have done that
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that's MY PRESIDENT'S o face
18 0 Reply:grandpa-Simpson: I had seeeeexxxxxx
17 0 ReplyBiden isn't shy about PDA
Is a hell of a way to describe him sniffing every teenage girl he can get his hands on.
15 0 ReplyJoe is just a handsy horn dog with dementia. Real Presidential Material.
13 0 Replyisn't severe erectile dysfunction like, pretty much guaranteed at that age?
12 0 ReplyViagra is a thing. If you didn't know 80 year old can fuck you've never been to a nursing home.
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Judging by his son and his brother he probably quite hung.
11 0 ReplyWith his luck, he might be the only one who isn't
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Of course would also care deeply about the sexual proclivites of almost literal ghouls.
11 0 Replybut he didn't mean with Jill, he meant with staffers and other even more vulnerable girls
9 0 ReplyJust a quick
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