I'm a good parent but a goat is a goat
69 0 ReplyGoats are cheaper than children
17 0 ReplyAnd they do a better job keeping the lawn mowed.
30 0 ReplyBut are they cheaper than kids?
4 0 ReplyAnd make better cheese.
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I showed this to my daughter and she said that I can barely manage a cat
Can I sell back the goats for another daughter?
44 0 ReplyNo but you can sell her for another cat.
25 0 ReplyDeal!
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You could but you know inflation and something something in this economy and surging pricing...point is it's going to be at least twenty percent more goats.
5 0 ReplyOr 20% less child...
I don't know if this means the child is younger... Missing more limbs or older...
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How sexy is the goat?
32 0 ReplyIs that how you measure children?
7 1 ReplyIt's how he measures goats. Keep up.
25 0 ReplyYoung goats are called "kids."
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Give the horny mob your daughters so they keep away from the visiting angels.
24 0 ReplyBut they should write an IOU for you to claim the goats later
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Ok purely hypothetical here: how many goats are we talking about?
21 0 Reply5 male goats, 1 male and one female, or two female goats. Your pick
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At least maybe then I'd get some help taking care of the lawn.
19 0 Reply"We've been unable to hire staff for our diner at minimum wage because nobody wants to work anymore. How many goats for two waitresses and a dishwasher?"
14 0 ReplyWTB goats. Seems like a good investment.
8 0 ReplyEspecially since you can always make more daughters, goats on the other hand require goats to begin with. Also they don't complain when you tell them to go outside and mow the lawn.
7 0 ReplyBesides, who ever said humans are better than goats? The goats don't complain. Also I can multiply them and trade for teenage girls!
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The going rate in goats for a teenage bride is pretty expensive these days though. Don't ask me how I know.
8 0 ReplyI’d like to know what the going rate is.
4 0 ReplyAbout eight goats and a wheel of cheese.
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They were on a mission from God.
8 0 ReplyTIL, early Christians were just Libertarians.
6 0 ReplyHmmm... I've been struggling to get in touch with last year's lawn service. Goats could indeed come in handy.
5 0 ReplyThat girl looks in her 20's
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