Someone tried to mow this, didn't they?
That was my first thought.
how else am I going to get all these rocks through those car windows?
Manually?
Hmmmm... no signs saying you can't do some donuts with a rear wheel drive car in the rocky patch. That should break all the windows. It may also have the bonus of breaking nearby people too.
Replace the lawn mower blades with chisels and have at it.
Alternatively, replace all the rocks with flints and watch the world burn
I could never do this to my chisels. So much sharpening, so many bevels.
I just watched a Mythbusters episode about how wrong this could go. Don't try this at home!
Mow Rocks is my new band name
This should be in everyone's front yard ;)
Xeriscaping is pretty cool in more arid places, but in more wet places those rocks would get covered in weeds super fast.
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