TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles
TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles
Popular social media platform TikTok is set to avoid a looming U.S. government ban by unveiling its latest product line: TikTok-branded semi-automatic rifles.
Takes off safety
Annoying tiktok voice: "You won't believe what happens next!"
53 0 Reply"My Husband..."
11 0 ReplyI hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.
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shoots someone by accident
"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!"
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Ate the Onion for one whole second.
41 2 ReplyImagine having to watch an ad before reloading
27 0 ReplyOr having to buy the ammo strictly through the tiktok shop
7 0 ReplyTo reload please drink verification can
4 1 ReplyPlease solve the captcha before firing your next shot
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hilarious. kinda feels like it would work.
9 0 ReplyWith the sniper rifles you hear the tok before the tik.
8 0 ReplyThey joke, but it would likely work. Become a defense contractor and the US government will let you do anything
8 1 ReplyAnd they really do mean anything. They're even allowed to assassinate potential whistleblowers.
3 0 ReplyBut just "making rifles" doesn't make you a defense contractor without a contract to supply America's "defenses" with arms. And if they're made outside the US they'll be subject to import laws and could be blocked that way like Russian guns.
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This article title could legitimately make me "eat the onion" if I hadnt noticed the thread name its that good
7 2 ReplyThey'd still be banned in Washington State as of January 2024.
4 0 ReplyHolosun moment
4 0 ReplyDoes the sound alternate for each round
4 2 ReplyThat headline slays like a lonely white guy in a grade school
5 3 ReplyI can see this happening...
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