This is actually not too bad of an idea really, but the downside is homes and all the stuff in it are actually more flammable than previous generations, so if you’re most likely better off just trying to get out of the house all together than do this.
"Quickly, quickly now!" I shout, pushing my girlfriend into the bathroom and slamming the door behind me.
"Dan, are we...are we gonna die?"
"Melissa, babe, no...we're not gonna die." I shout over the sound of debris falling into the fire outside. Bending behind the toilet, I grab the bath mouthpiece and fish it
alright i started typing this with the intention to end it with a bunch of firefighters finding our charred corpses around the toilet with the bath mouthpiece and going "wow that's stupid as shit there was a window right there" but my adhd said otherwise.
You could at least use the u-bend in a sink rather than a toilet. Sure it's still sewer gas on the other side, but at least it's not a toilet... kneeling over a toilet is a position I'm in while vomiting and at no other time.