farming this guy for mythic cosmetics
43 0 ReplyThese fake cop security guys are always so funny. They get so mad at being told they've done something wrong and they always act like when they call it in, their boss is going to tell them, "Okay. Now you need to get him on his knees and execute him."
The reality is that the job duty is always to retreat and call it in. You're never ever supposed to shoot back.
41 0 ReplyHe looks like one of those GI Joe's that nobody liked
Like Sci-Fi or Barricade
35 0 ReplyHe'd be the third-wheel GI Joe that's like a scuba frogman or some shit given his bright red tactical vest that looks like a life jacket.
18 0 ReplyThis is that guy
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Your local mall ninja finally got hired.
31 0 ReplyThe video is a real trip. these guys really think they're cops
24 0 ReplyLol, think they sleep like that?
24 0 ReplyGetting in on the niche market of tacticool sleep aides like .300 BLACKOUT the sleeping pill for REAL OPERATORS (it's actually full of lead with melatonin).
27 0 ReplyYou mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zi4FXCSgDw
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Imagine wanting to be a class traitor this bad and not even succeeding at becoming a real cop
23 0 Replyyou know he's serious because he has the stendo
20 0 ReplyI used to pretend I was a cop or a soldier when I was like 7 years old, but then I grew up.
ACAB includes your pathetic uncle wannabe cop as well.
20 0 ReplyFor anybody else wondering before they make the click - there's no actual resolution in this video, you get the gist in the first 30-60 seconds
18 0 ReplyAre the red and green BOTH lighters on a string?
17 0 ReplyIt's a tactical lighter sling.
11 0 ReplyOh, huh, I thought the red one was a USB stick but maybe that is a lighter.
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This person looks like the early skins (ie. the recycled/reused shit) you get through a battle pass on call of duty not gonna lie.
12 0 ReplyHey bub, are those plates level 4? No? Ok, good to know.
11 0 ReplyBro looks like he’s on fentanyl.
11 0 ReplyThe Fallen Survivor is an uncommon infected enemy in Left 4 Dead 2.
11 0 ReplyBorderlands trash mob looking mother fucker.
10 0 ReplyI found the update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBxBWBavsKM. It's not too interesting.
Edit: Oh, lol. I bet someone in the twitter replies already posted it. I did my own sleuthing.
Edit 2: I went through his channel. He's a hog. So, we can file this under hog on hog discourse.
10 0 ReplyDude literally has a squad car with lights on it, you're a mall cop at a gas station my guy.
14 0 ReplyI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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I wish the knockout game were real and exclusively targeted nerds like this.
10 0 ReplyI was thinking how satisfying it would be to brain this dude with a brick
9 0 ReplyPadlock on a chain.
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Parked right in front of the door in the handicap zone when there are like five spots right in front of the building. These guys should be easy to outrun if they don't want to walk ten feet
10 0 ReplyI don't give a fuck what you know.
7 0 ReplyI feel like all that tacticool gear makes this person too top heavy, they'll fall over if they're given a light shove.
7 0 ReplyI see shit like this and at first I'm like wow lol lmao Then I think "billions must perish to preserve this way of life?!"
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