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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net 2 mo. ago

Our Big Wet Boy proudly— wait a minute. What the fuck.

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He looks sooo upset.
- He hates his base soooo much.
A) this is hilarious and 2) I just realized I never asked why he is called big wet boy, so why y'all call him that? lol
- I'm not positive but I think it's because he's big, wet, and a boy
  
  I mean seriously look at him.
  
  There's a 10 ft damp radius around him.
  
  Can ya answer the question earnestly for the folks with tism in the crowd
- the boy is the biggest and wettest you've ever seen, folks
- Ok the first and last def make it make sense more. I think I get it. I always considered it like "greasy" tho.
- The explanation I recall seeing is he almost always looks like he has just finished (or is in the middle) of sweating
  
  And I was figuring it might have been something like that but was wondering if there was any deeper Hexbearian lore to it or something. Ty!
- https://nitter.poast.org/cushbomb/status/1516894130328154112#m
  
  lol this makes me even more confused. Why is Reagan BONE DRY? And why did I read that in John Mulaney's voice?
  
  This president is BONE DRY.
Going to need that as an emoji stat.
- Please make it happen.
  
  :Trump-despair:
I was gonna ask how someone can be so delusional as to share this photo without shame or embarassment. but then I realized - right, the same kind of person who is delusional enough to paint that in the first place
- I read his 𝕏 bio and uhh
  
  Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN!
  
  this is truly troubling. for the love of God do not let your children sit on this man's lap
  
  I like WOMEN!
  
  Oh.
  
  his 𝕏 bio
  
  what is that, some kind of porn site?
It's real apparently.
- He looks like he had a stroke.
  
  HOW DARE YOU.
  
  I hope so
It looks like he spent at least three hours finishing shading the upper lip
Is that Sasha Colby??
- Lmao we had the same thought around the same time
wake up babe, new trump emote just dropped
Is that Sasha Colby?
The Gary Peterson acct is fake but really funny.
Our Big ~~Wet~~ Red Boy. He looks like one of those cartoons that get red and blow off steam.
I miss the mail order first lady
Standing lessons needed
rihlania??

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