Crocodiles only eat on very rare occasions, so I’ll just hope it has eaten in the last couple weeks.
20 0 ReplyAnd it it hasn't, there's always Tree
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Tiger final answer, if I'm gonna die I'm gonna pet the big kitty first
16 0 ReplyDamn right. My final thoughts will be about how cute those beans are.
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I can potentially outplay the croc for 20 minutes by dancing around. I can't outplay the others that long.
Also with like a stick I can 100% keep it at stick distance away from me.
14 0 ReplyI'll pay you 100 million dollars for 20 more minutes with the bear.
12 0 ReplyI'll pay you 200 mil for 20 more minutes with Jerma
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Gator is probably the safest bet. Bear or tiger are maybe possible if they're in a good mood or something. Pretty sure to Jerma I'd just be another number in the kill count.
12 0 ReplyPretty sure that's an alligator, and I'm definitely taking them. We will both sit on opposite sides of the room and vibe for 20 minutes.
10 0 ReplyI know a crocodile is faster than me in a straight sprint but I feel like I could Dark Souls circle strafe it without too much difficulty
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7 0 ReplyCan't believe women would rather spend 20 minutes with a crocodile than a man
7 0 Replythe man is infinitely more likely to chop you up in a meat grinder than the crocodile
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i would push jeremy over and run away
5 0 ReplyKnown serial murderer Jeremy Albertson vs a gator who can only move in straight lines and is defeated by diagonal movement.
5 0 ReplyBear solidarity
4 0 ReplyThe human. I'll be more likely to subdue them, if they don't have any hidden weapons or so.
Or the crocodile, if I can be some distance away from it.
2 0 ReplyWhat if he has a gun?
2 0 ReplyGame over before it began then.
I thought they'd be unarmed.Like, what if the animals were made to go hungry for a week and were trained to be aggressive or made irritable?
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