I was going to post this in the other tesla subs but I figure it will just get removed
You just have to add "still love the car"
Not enough to save once they posted in the realtesla sub. Telsa mods ban anyone who posts are comments in non Elon love subs
"I can't work for my clients unless I have my Tesla. No, I can't Uber or rent a car."
Renting a car is a bitch and the busyness is inconsistent. But I can’t imagine the car being critical unless he’s Jerry Seinfeld driving around clients and talking to them for work lol
I mean, he's acting like the car is absolutely critical to his business (whatever the that is - live streaming one man one jar videos on Tesla self-driving?).
You'd think he'd just rent the car anyway to avert the risk of not getting the car back in a timely manner (or have some kind of backup plan for something you think is essential for running your business), but clearly I'm not a super genius entrepreneur or whatever
Why don't americans just buy chinese EVs instead
They can't because they're double the retail price because of tarrifs
thank you joe biden for imposing a 100% (!!) tariff on chinese evs
But what if the ebil SEE SEE PEE knows my location?! Occasionally getting my car stolen by the patriotic American manufacturer is just the price for freedom.
Jesus christ. Owning a regular car is already a massive pain the fucking dick. Imagine you shell out more money for a car that is mechanically worse than a normal car, aesthetically worse than a normal car, and the teams responsible for servicing and supporting your car are also worse than normal car mechanics and lenders. Why do these people seek misery
Sounds like an easy paycheck in court, but maybe I'm too yankee-brained that that was my first thought
He forgot to add that he still love the car, so the charges of heresy and blasphemy will be added to the verdict
M'lord has ordered my execution by beheading for the crime of not endorsing his wagon!
I’m just following orders
