I hate you for making me look at this but I also like you for providing me with ammo I can use in internet warfare
I see Lucas is all grown up.
What a wonderful day to have eyes
Either the scorpions legs are backwards or the tail and stinger are. I have so many questions...
It took quite a lot of evolution and mutations for a scorpion to grow to that size. One such mutation reversed the direction of the stinger. I expect this answered everything, no further questions.
You there! Scorpion….Scorpion fucker!
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Not sure who would think this is a deterrent
Death by scorpion snu snu 🦂🦂🦂
If we're being honest, more than two legs is a bit of a buzzkill.
Or I'm just a prude
So like, did the scorpion give consent or is this even more cursed than it originally seemed?
It has a murder thumbtack pointed at that person's back; I don't think any of whatever this is would happen if the scorpion wasn't cool with it
Nice victim-blaming.
/s
It does seem to be enjoying it. Good for them.
Sting once for yes, twice for no?
sting sting
That's a double yes!
Thrice for putting it in my butthole!
Arachnophobe here. I regret entering this comment section.
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Anyone ever seen the movie possession?
I just watched Possession for the first time this past weekend and it was the first thing that came to mind when I scrolled past this image. Sam Neill was so young!
Oviposition and similar fetishes are a thing.
I just had a thought: have any of you heard "my mother in law is a scorpion"
