One Thing After Another.
"Big Dreams, Little Outcomes"
Or
"Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity" WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.
The Man Who Never Took Anything Seriously
Stoned: How one man did something somewhere with someone.. I think.
A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.
A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.
Tja
"I Die at the End"
Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called "Wait...what?"
Forest Gump Part 2: That Boy Ain't Right
From West to East: Not the usual road traveled
Ever Upward to the Middle.
I know for absolutely fucking sure I won't be at the proverbial "top" of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I've slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I'm a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I'm pretty satisfied right now.
So we'll see, I'll keep moving up, but I'm not going to break the middle of anything.
Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn't know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done
"Wait. What?"
Canada's Brightest Ditch-Digger
Just came up with these off the top of my head...
Baby Doomer
A Long Gay's Journey into Light
Life Sucks and Then You Die: The Uplifting Guide to Looking on the Bright Side
Butter Side Up
Intensely Human
One autistic man’s struggle to fit in without breaking
Hobby Spider
CHAOS
A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos
And the reviews would look like this
"Everything happening all at once..." - Rolling stone
"What the fuck is the main story here?" - Like Magazine
"What did I just watch?" - some random movie patron
This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet
"Haha, There Goes The Paint Locker!"
Somehow, I manage
Yes, You can!
Unfiltered insanity: a story of extreme ups and downs
How A Man Changes
A multitude of fuckups.
Buckle Up, Disappointment Awaits!
"She doesn't wamt you to read this book"
Don't Bother Reading
Living with imaginary friends
How to Waste Your Potential by Taking the Easy Path at Every Key Moment
Huh, Aussiemandeus.
All This Shit is Weird:
The Dalek_Thal Story
I see you have nothing better to do
Never lucky
From stickmen to angels: The life of a self-taught artist
The New Testament...
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So you are an anti-semetic narcissist with daddy issues that is in love with a hooker and your 12 bros all fondly remember the time a few Italian soldiers nailed you on a mountain, got it.
Nail
itme!
The only real leftist
