Over half the congregation can’t find the church.
Leave it to Stan
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Most Christian males don't know what a clit is, so this is understandable.
That's because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.
I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional
They probably don't even know what a clit is so my guess is it's unintentional.
They knew what they were doing.
Yes, they certainly knew what they were dong.
So, I grew up in a super religious environment -- which is where I grew up, not necessarily the folks in this picture. But if this was from my childhood, I would imagine it went down like this: there are quite a few people who are 100% bought in to the religious teachings. A few of those folks probably got together and developed this idea. No double entendre meant or understood. But there are also quite a few folks who are at least aware of the real world. Those folks saw this trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. But the problem is, sex is taboo. So what are they going to do? Raise the alarm? Explain to everyone who doesn't know what a clit is? And then, worst of all, explain how they know what a clit is? Oh hell no. That's just never going to happen. So if the team embarrasses themselves, well, I guess that was just God's will.
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I am the clit commander!!!!
An offshoot of the LABIA?
Some say the CLIT is a myth.
they just myth it because they dont really try
Great job, men! We finally found it!
/theyknew
It looks kinda like a slow pitch softball team. If that's the case they almost certainly knew because most of the team names are jokes. I knew one team made up exclusively of people in AA and NA and the team's name was "Free Base"
If God had a CLI then techies might be more religious.
God --pray "I know I've run my program twice now and it's crashed both times and I've changed nothing in the code, but PLEASE let it work!"Clit is a good team. I'm team clit.
Hell yeah, brother.
I passed a big church... Building? Idk it looked weird, but it had a bunch of Christian sayings on it, and one of them was "FEAR GO"
Whats wrong with GO?
It's freaking hard man, I don't think I coidl ever master it.
It's a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It's extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?
Gastrointestinal Obstructions are seriously painful, you can't take that stuff lightly
"Helping you find Jesus"
Dude, isn't it obvious we help people find Jesus, because of the cross? I don't think we need to be so explicit.
You're right....how about:
"Helping you find it"
Perfect!
This has to be someones parody stunt and not a real, legitimate thing...right?
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So many things organizations do when it comes to branding or advertisements should really be be run past just one 12 year boy before the idea gets turned loose, it would take is mere seconds to identify any problems.
But no, the adults are the smart ones...........
They'd probably spank him for pointing it out anyway.
Well you don't your organisation to be mistaken for a linux Terminal
How is this a meme?
The cross looks like a "T". That's why, I think.
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That's one good way to make christians more interesting.
Is this real? I need this to be real.
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I NEED THIS TO BE REAL.
I NEED THIS TO BE REAL.
It's right behind you!
It must have been there this whole time.
No bad thinking, they're innocent, really innocent ...
Because virgin men have no idea what a clit is.
They probably don't even know what a clit is.
How about the Parroquial United Summer Singing Youths? Pussyt? The "t" is for Christ.
You guys are sending me to hell for this.
Reminds me of the City University of New York
