Careful what you wish for

"Look, some of my best friends are cows! I'm just saying that despite making up 9% of the population..."

NEIGHN

This is an old meme, my favourite

Original is way funnier. No idea how to translate it through.
- The original is in English, so no translation needed.
  
  why did they remove the texts to then add very similar texts to the original brah
  
  I've been lied to.
- Does Horse not really translate to English?
  
  The swearing does not.
  
  Of course
- The original is in English, though?
  https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1yk23w/the_magical_wish/

Horseshit is horseshit no matter the source

Are you claiming Hitler never said anything sensible? It would be impressive for someone to do such a thing. Sure, he said a lot of bad stuff, but you sure nothing he said was correct?
- Anything Hitler said that wasn't horrible was also said by multiple other people. The only reason to defend Hitler with the phrasing the horse does is to try to make Hitler look like he might be reasonable as a way to suggest maybe his horrible stuff was also reasonable.
  
  It's also worth doing to see HOW he got to power. He successfully convinced a large number of sensible people to support him. He also successfully rebooted Germany back to a superpower.
  As the phrase goes, those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Understanding how Hitler managed to look reasonable to do many is critical to stopping future Hitlers.
- Richard Nixon advocated for UBI but that doesn't negate every horrible thing he did. What's the point of saying Hitler said reasonable things other than thinly veiled fascist apologia?
  
  If you ignore the good, you ignore how fascism gains power. Hitler made Germany better for a majority the citizens than any other European country. The difference was also far greater than just stealing wealth from jews. Failing to confront and acknowledge this allows fascists to succeed. You don't fight fascism by punching them, you fight them by making a country pleasant enough to live in that the masses don't listen in the first place.
- I'm pretty sure it's because the bad points far outweighs the good points, therefore canceling them.
- The only good thing Hitler ever did was becoming fertilizer. We only wished he did it sooner.
  
  Don't forget he also killed Hitler!
- Is there a point that you are making here? Are you unhappy that the single panel of a comic does not describe Hitler with enough nuance and defail? Or that it may paint him in an undesirable light due to it's brevity? Were you looking for a disclaimer below the panel to kill it's own punchline and say 'actually Hitler did occasionally say something correct in his life'?
  I know it's hard to convey tone through words but I am genuinely baffled as to what you were looking for.
- In what world is talking about Hitler's "good points" in any way, shape or form not a gateway to try and sell the rest of his ideas?
  
  I guess that's the slippery slope fallacy right there. I wasn't trying to say that most of things he did weren't bad, but no one is black or white.
- I was pretty sure this post would attract absolutely fucking braindead takes from reich-wingers and enlightened centrists, and here you are
  
  So much for your assumptions. I'm just a person who can see that people aren't black and white, and while Hitler did mostly bad things, no one doesn't have any good qualities.
- The man suffered from chronic flatulence. Yes, he had uncontrollable farts. I'm not making this up. You really think someone who shit themselves that often had anything valuable to say?
  
  Hey now, I've got chronic diarrhea due to autoimmune bullshit and I've shat myself a couple of times in the past few months, and I occasionally have something valuable to say. Granted it's not very often, but still