Something worrying is happening to men's penises across the world

www.indy100.com

A study analysing penis sizes between the years 1942 and 2021 has found that the average length of the male member, when erect, has increased significantly over the last 30 years.

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I see this as an absolute win
- more fun less babies, perfect solution to overpopulation

Way to rub it in.

What if only guys with big dicks were willing to do the study in modern times?

TLDR: 3cm in 3 decades. An insane amount.

Survival of the hungest?
- The hungest games.

It's a growing problem.

That's surely just nutrition, we've got taller as well.
- On the other hand there's definitely a preference for taller men when choosing a partner.

Huh. Not where I thought that was going. 😁
- That's what she said.

This headline really sent me into a panic!
I woke up Thursday to enlarged man parts. It was like someone slipped two lemons and a grapefruit into my pants overnight. Long story short doctor says it's an allergic reaction to something, I had to let the fluids drain back out, this accomplished by lying on my back for two days with it wrapped up in an Ace bandage pointed at the ceiling.
After seeing the headline I thought for sure it was happening globally pun intended

I confirm that mine has not increased in size over the last 30 years. Maybe I’m in the control group?

I dunno, looks the same to me
- you have to get a larger sample size 😆

I was ahead of the curve
- Could be Peyronie's disease, might wanna get that checked out.

It’s cool being big I guess, but just sort of pointless having nobody to appreciate it with.
- Poor ~~little~~ big fella
  
  WHY WILL NOBODY LET ME PUT MY GIANT HORSE-COCK INSIDE OF THEM?