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Mickey7 @lemmy.world

1天前

Understanding your target audience when marketing

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Going from shampoo to ram poo.

A lot of teenagers that have had to be in the grocery aisle are very grateful.

That's the same energy as flour companies making floral patterned burlap bags during the great depression because people were using them to make clothes.
- Wasn't it the other way around? I was certain it was: Floral patterns > clothes > mills kept on using those
- You can't store flour in burlap bags LMAO.
  Do you know what flour and or burlap is?
  But yes, flour sacks were a popular source of clothing, so the flour companies printed patterns on them.
  
  https://www.historycolorado.org/burlap-flour-sack
  
  I like how confidently incorrect you are

Flared bottom would have made it 450%
- Without a base, without a trace
- Yeah, all I see are embarrassing trips to the ER.
  
  I was uhhhh…trying to shampoo myself REALLY well.
  
  Just insert it cap first. So you can poop it out when it slips in.
  
  Oh, sweet summer child...
  That's why it has the flared bottom.
- And what if they had a "vibrate" function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.

Nobody: There's no such thing as picking a perfect Lemmy community
OP:

They gon' introduce a dragon scent next?
😏
- Not a particularly good one...

"So you slipped in the bathroom... and fell on top of the shampoo bottle?"
- Million to one shot Jerry!
  
  Hey, Assman!
- No, actually I was bored.

So they also double as dildos?
- Not much gets by you, does it?
- Giggity
- Why do I have the feeling you will end like the jar man, but instead the label will peel off and you will get poisoning from the glue
- But they don't double as double ended dildos.
  
  That's quitter talk

Is this AI generated? It's reached a point where I cannot even tell anymore.
- https://sandeemax.com/product/cucumber-gel-natural-fresh/
  It is not - ish
  
  Availability: Out of stock
- I’ve seen a British comedy that had this as a joke. But the movie was a sleezebag of a comedy. All about a dude that works at a grocery story at night, gains the ability to freeze time and messes with the women he sees shopping. I am glad I can’t remember the title.
  
  Cash back
  The dude who can freeze time (framed as him imagining) isn't the one adding dildo shaped shampoo to women's grocery carts to see if they'll buy it when the get to the checkout. He just uses his time powers to, ahem, artistically admire women's naked bodies when they're grocery shopping and unaware they're being the subject of his drawing
  
  I watched a recap of that on YouTube, one time; sleezebag is right.

No joke, I have a very close friend who is a vagabond. It the most literal sense of the word. He has no permanent residence.
I love the guy, he's a great friend, loyal, dependable, trustworthy.
But, I've heard that people have found objects beneath the couch he crashed on with... certain matter on it.
Hey, I'm not judging, but at least you could take that with you, or wash it off.
- god damn son
  
  Like I said, he's a great guy, otherwise.
  But he could show some common manners and clean up after himself.
  I've never seen it, personally, but heard the tales.
- Eeewww

That ain't no lemon shape that I've ever seen.
- There's even kinkier stuff...
  
  zestyyyyy.

That's really cool though! Especially the bamboo one

The bamboo one must be very popular…

Many people are obsessed with their own asses, in a Freudian way
- Freud was a charlatan and anything he ever said should be disregarded.
  
  What? This is blatantly incorrect. The way Freud is understood in the mainstream today is often a little comical, but he made huge advancements in psychology. Calling him a charlatan is just offensive.
  Disclaimer: I'm not a psychologist, have read Freud, but am certainly no expert. Most of what I know about him is from my dad anyway .
  
  This is as inaccurate in its own way as saying he got everything right.
  
  He was alright. I'd have a beer with him

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