Here's Canada's most common game. No it's not dying in the frigid outskirts of Saskatoon after being dumped there by police (although that sounds exciting). It's Hockey!

Here's USA's most common game. No it's not being killed by the police after being evicted because you have diabetes and cant afford to live and pay rent (although that sounds exciting). It's School shootings!

Englands must popular game is actually not football, it's called Scrubby Globbers, it's where you roll around in mud, eat the mud, and then say something racist about the Irish.

Or the sport where they risk life and limb chasing a cheese wheel down a steep hill

If you're African and have been on the internet long enough, you get this more than you expect. I've been asked if I ride lions to school or if my TV was made of clay in video game chats.

Westerners think the entirety of Africa is a big ass desert with no water or food and the only people there are starving to death, also there's lions.
- Not true. Some westerners think Africa is a big ass jungle with no water or food and the only people there are starving to death, also there's lions.
- Yeah that, and they think Africa is some kind of singular country similar to the USA.
North Africa and Central Africa BAD EVIL BACKWARDS

South Africa GOOD CHRISTIAN WHITE
- I'm a white person from South Africa which makes it even more funny lol. A lot of them don't even know that South Africa is a country, they think we're the southern province/state of Africa or something.

Here's Americas most common game. No, it's not steroid users getting concussed to the point of early onset dementia (all in the pursuit of brand sponsorship contracts). It's... Oh... Wait. It is.

In a game designed with advertisers rather than players in mind. (American football is fun, but the NFL has made a lot of alterations to the game with the purpose of creating breaks where there's room for adverts. Breaks aren't bad, but if the reason is advertising, then it is)

Only the most burger-brained Amerikkkan crackkkers would be surprised to find out football is popular in Africa.

Football is the game of the people. It's not something I personally found fun as a child, but I get it. All you need is a ball, thats it. You can play it anywhere with any amount of people.