His father wanted him to become a drunk NEET philosopher living off his findom boyfriend, but alas he became a parasite
All over Europe you can find these historical cope plaques, trying to convince people some shithole was once culturally or historically relevant. I'm glad our American siblings found a way to be embarrassing like that too, even without ever having had any culture or history besides colonial violence
For your viewing displeasure, I present the absolute grimmest one of these I've ever seen.
CW: Colonial Murder
We don't talk shit about the Father of Old Dutch.
He made and packaged chips here until 1937
That's the year Stalin finished teaching Marx everything he knew, and sent him back in time to try to fix Germany
The .J is for Josef Stalin
This used to come up on an image search of "Carl Marx" on google.
A spectre is haunting Old Dutch brand potato chips
If Marx was so evil why did he invent potato chip? Checkmate libertarians.
CARL MARX IS REALLLLLL
peak fiction meets real life
Can we get much higher?
so high~
OOH OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOOH OOOOH
I dreamed I saw Carl Marx last night,
alive as you and me.
Says I “But Carl, you’re ten years dead”
“I never died” says he,
“I never died” says he.
packaged chips here until 1937
Hmmmm. What a peculiar date to stop at. Proof that Marxists are red, oily fascists
Old Dutch chips fuckin slap
shout out st paul
Reminds me of that Sri Lankan teachers union secretary named Joseph Stalin
It really is crazy how every 20 miles in this country there's another place that claims to be the one to invent the potato chip.
I can literally think of three different places within 2 hours of me that claim that.
Carl Marx doesn't claim to have invented the chip. Just the Old Dutch Brand chip
