Guys, there's a solution that we haven't considered.

If we gotta vote for a corpse, might as well vote for the best corpse.

I don't want a president beholden to Big Peanut.

Leave Jimmy alone 😭 he's suffered enough from the American political complex.

Don't give the DNC ideas

My first thought...

(I'm sorry)

The next presidential debate is September 10th. We won't find out until then whether this was just some unlucky fluke or if Biden should truly be moved to a residential care home for his own good.

By then it'll be far too late to field another candidate...

How about shut up about this until elections are over? Yes, you're all right about this, Biden is an old fart that should not be president. President should not be older than 65, period.

But there is Trump, and that, well, trumps all. Trump CANNOT become president afian, period

That photo looks like an action shot of a Dementor sucking out his life force

Woody Guthrie at the height of his ALS would be a better choice than Trump (TBH, with his attitude towards fascism, he would probably have been a better choice than Biden too).

Like I've said before, all we need is someone to make it over the finish line before dropping dead

George bush jr is only in his 70s

Nah, I think we should give it to President Brandon.

Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?

Dianne Feinstein for VP, LFG!

Next in line

He'll be 100 by Nov. 2nd, so he's only 24% older than Biden. I like those odds! Maybe his running mate can be Buzz Aldrin

Peanut farm man good-ish. Orange man bad.

Bring back Billy Beer

He would probably do better than Biden at debating Trump too.

Trump: "And what I did is I put three great Supreme Court justices on the court, and they happened to vote in favor of killing Roe v. Wade and moving it back to the states. This is something that everybody wanted. "
Carter: "Eh....cought...wheeze"
Audience: "Yup Carter won that round"

I don't want a president who's afraid of rabbits.

With VP Jerry Brown:

https://youtu.be/WEPlZYp5-Pk

We get it, you’re looking for approval for wanting to vote for Trump because he’s a little younger than Biden.