Guys, there's a solution that we haven't considered.

If we gotta vote for a corpse, might as well vote for the best corpse.
- Unironically consider this sometimes...

I don't want a president beholden to Big Peanut.
- You see, unlike his predecessor he did divest himself of his personal businesses before taking office.
- Habitat for Humanity is the real deep state
  
  Why do their houses have so few and such small windows? They're stockpiling the glass to build a huge lens that will focus the sun's rays to destroy the moon. The resulting storm of superheated asteroids pelting the Earth will destroy many homes, allowing them to swoop in and build new ones for everyone.
  You heard it here first.
- It's hilarious that he sold his peanut farm so people wouldn't worry he was self dealing as President. Which is funny because HW Bush just changed the laws so he COULD self deal without divesting in actual wealth.
- Everyone else get the fuck away from me, this is the best joke I can stand to hear all day.
- Peanuts? Aren't they related to ACORN?
  
  When I was a child my parents called me Acorn. They even named their dry cleaner after me.
- In my experience there just isn’t that much variation in peanut sizes tbh

Leave Jimmy alone 😭 he's suffered enough from the American political complex.

Don't give the DNC ideas
- It’s depressingly funny that this isn’t necessarily a far-fetched possibility
- It's not a bad one

- where is this from omg
  
  Rick destroys the Galactic government

My first thought...
(I'm sorry)
- Happens to us all if you live long enough.

How about shut up about this until elections are over? Yes, you're all right about this, Biden is an old fart that should not be president. President should not be older than 65, period.
But there is Trump, and that, well, trumps all. Trump CANNOT become president afian, period
- You cannot will away reality. No amount of willful ignorance will make undecided people vote for Biden.
  
  But looking at Trump's plans will.
  
  And so they'll vote for a guy who said multiple times he'll turn the US into a dictatorship? The guy who has project 2025 for his policies to make it a theocratic dictatorship?
  Yeah Biden is demented and senile but at this point I'd prefer a soft boiled egg over trump.
- Yes, Caligula's horse would be a preferable vote to cast over Trump.
  That doesn't mean a wise opposition to Trump would choose to run Caligula's horse.
  The question of "who to vote against in the general election" and "who is the best candidate to put forward as nominee in the general election" are very different questions.
- President should not be older than 65, period.
  Why 65 specifically? Why not 64 or 66?
  
  Why not 69?
  
  65 is supposed to be the age of retiremenr for a normal career
  
  65 is a typical pension age. We could make it 60 too, really
  
  Why not 33?
- A) Biden is going to lose to trump. B) The only chance we have to have a living president thats not trump is to nominate someone else. Anybody sane has already written off biden as dead. I guarantee you the entire white house staff has.
- Do you think trump wont be around in 4 years?
  
  Trumps health really isn't better than Biden. Save for mental state (where he isn't very far behind biden) Trump is in a much worse state, physically, than Biden. There is a good chance both of them aren't around anymore 4 years from now
- So you’re okay with attempting to elect a demented old man? When democracy is on the line? That’s crazy.
  He could be replaced. If only we were allowed to have that conversation…………………………………………………..
  How about YOU shut up and let us have the conversation. Your way gets Trump elected. We are trying to save America here.
  
  Save America by making people too apathetic to vote for the only thing that could save America?
  
  It's ultimately Biden's decision. If he doesn't want out, he has the power to dig in and make it difficult.
  
  I'm saying that if he doesn't want to step down, you don't have the option. Yes, he should have never pushed himself for reelection, he should never gone in 2020 even. But here we are, and you WILL get the option: Trump or Biden. Yes, it's chosing between a turd and a shitshow, but I'll take a turd over a shitshow any day.
- Whataboutism
  
  Whataboutism only applies as a logical fallacy when used to avoid defense of the original accusation.
  There is no avoidance here, they fully agree that Biden is old etc. etc.
  Whataboutism does not apply.

That photo looks like an action shot of a Dementor sucking out his life force

The next presidential debate is September 10th. We won't find out until then whether this was just some unlucky fluke or if Biden should truly be moved to a residential care home for his own good.
By then it'll be far too late to field another candidate...

Woody Guthrie at the height of his ALS would be a better choice than Trump (TBH, with his attitude towards fascism, he would probably have been a better choice than Biden too).
- Why on earth do so many people not realize that if you vote for a corpse, he doesnt actually get to be president? If the corpse wins, we wont even know who the president is. Imagine electing trump, but hes entirely unaccountable to anybody because nobody knows who he is. Thats what would happen if we elect a corpse. Maybe this is a hot take, but I think there should be a president.
  
  If the corpse wins, we wont even know who the president is.
  Incorrect. That's already accounted for in most circumstances:
  Candidate dies or is incapacitated before party convention: The convention decides the party's candidate.
  Candidate dies or is incapacitated before election day: The party selects a replacement.
  Candidate dies before the Electoral College meets: The only exception at this time. Some states would need to hold emergency legislature sessions to amend their laws to allow their electors to vote. Others will mainly be assigned to the running mate.
  Candidate dies or is incapacitated before Inauguration Day: This is very clearly established in the 20th Amendment. The running mate/VP takes over and selects their new VP.
  Just because it hasn't happened before doesn't mean that noone has prepared for the possibility.

Like I've said before, all we need is someone to make it over the finish line before dropping dead
- (Sorry I swear I don’t want 45 to be convicted felon 47)
  
  Nah this is pretty funny even in the context of the crisis

George bush jr is only in his 70s
- I'm sorry to remind you of this but George Bush jr served two terms
  
  Which is where we first learned that a campaign consisting only of "Vote for me, I'm not that other guy" is doomed to fail.

Nah, I think we should give it to President Brandon.
Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?

Dianne Feinstein for VP, LFG!
- Can we find a candidate that's a little less maggot ridden?
  
  Nancy Pelosi is only 84

He'll be 100 by Nov. 2nd, so he's only 24% older than Biden. I like those odds! Maybe his running mate can be Buzz Aldrin

Next in line

Peanut farm man good-ish. Orange man bad.

Bring back Billy Beer

He would probably do better than Biden at debating Trump too.
Trump: "And what I did is I put three great Supreme Court justices on the court, and they happened to vote in favor of killing Roe v. Wade and moving it back to the states. This is something that everybody wanted. "
Carter: "Eh....cought...wheeze"
Audience: "Yup Carter won that round"