Sovcit wants to wreck his kid's life.

This guy doesn't want the government to be involved in his family life but also wants courts to recognize he is the legal father of the child?

Somehow i think his "notorized statement of live birth" will be met with a shrug and a request for an "Acknowledgement of Paternity" form if he wants his paternity registered.

I do love how hes all huffy about the government having said record, but then immediately names somethings he needs from the government that they very reasonably will not give you otherwise.

Can you call CPS before a child is born?

Ok, I make a lot of jokes in this community. I make a lot of jokes on the internet in general because I'm just a drunk looking to have a good time.

However, I really think I know this guy. Well, kind of. If it's who I'm thinking of his girlfriend used to be part of my friend group. She's pregnant and ready to pop. If it's who I'm thinking of it's her 7th or 8th kid. After the first few she got into the antivax stuff pretty heavily, then went completely off the deep end with conspiracies and SovCit stuff because her boyfriend at the time was into it and, unbeknownst to everyone around at the time, it seemed to work for him because his very rich parents funded all his shit and paid all his debts.

If this isn't who I'm thinking of it still hits really close to home.

I love how the dude isn't even a dad yet and is already somehow instinctively weaseling out of (the inevitable) child support payments.

So if I understand correctly, he wants to sign a form to avoid signing a different form because that different form would be in a different filing cabinet?

To answer the dude's questions, yes, there are numerous ways to legally establish a parental right without signing an acknowledgment of paternity. I'm pretty sure every state in America has a law on the books that says that the man with whom a woman is cohabitating at the time a baby is born is Is presumed to be the father, though that can be rebutted with evidence.

I was in the gallery in court one time when a case came before the judge in which the child had no birth certificate after a home birth. Simply because the woman had had five or six other kids, felt like everything was going fine, and there was a massive blizzard and power outage at the time of the kid's eventual of birth. She had the baby at home. They testified that over the years they had made some attempts to fix up the paperwork, but never got it right, running up against the bureaucracy of it. In my state, probate courts have authority to create and amend vital records. They had to put an advertisement in the newspaper before the court hearing to announce that this person was seeking to have a birth certificate made out, so that if anyone knew of a reason why it should not issue, they could come and contest the hearing. Since there was no one there to contest the evidence, that's basically an automatic win under a preponderance standard. Paternity can be established as much the same way, but usually there is some man there who doesn't want to be a father to contest it. In the case that both parents want to established paternity, it's not hard to do.

I guess the hardest part for this guy would be to stop being a a dumb and ignorant scared little baby, and maybe, I don't know, follow some of the laws he wishes to avail himself to. Availing yourself to law is a surefire way to find yourself under its jurisdiction, even when you are from out of town.

If it's any consolation, this dipshit probably won't vaccinate the kid so there's a solid chance they won't live long enough to be affected by much of the paperwork side of it.

I must be too stupid to see it. Can someone explain to me what’s “insane” about this?