It has been upgraded to Eiffel 65
It’s all in the colour…
Yo, listen up! Here′s the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside
Wasn’t this in C&C: Red Alert 2?
I was just thinking that. Was it turned into a huge Tesla coil or something?
Yes
The city was poorly guarded because most of the French forces had joined with the Germany army along the Polish border. Taking advantage of this weakness, the Soviets sent a squad of Tesla troopers to turn the Paris Tower into a giant Tesla coil. The plan was successful, devastating the Allied forces in the region and forcing thousands of Parisians to flee.
Lmao I clicked on the post because I wanted to write the exact same thing
(technically this is a mod)
It's targeting all the people in America french kissing.
We ignored the cease and desist letters for too long.
And literally just zapping French fries out of existence
Shit guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming... Fire our shit!
But I am le tired.
Well, have a nap DEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
The Eiffel TURRET
now i need a tower defense game where the towers are real life buildings. you can even theme them after time periods or geography to have synergies.
Now, witness the power of this FULLY OPERATIONAL EIFFEL TOWER!!
King Charles: So the French have made their move. Camilla, activate Bigger Ben
Nah, the Eifle tower will only be weaponized when you station tesla troopers around the base of it who turn it into an enormous tesla coil.
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Le baguettes will begin to show up in 2-3 business days
Laser Guided ICBMs: InterContinental Baguette Missiles
Rubber boots in motion
Electrodes ready
2,000 volts coming up!
Those lasers would wreck a drone swarm
Napoleon: [Heavy Breathing]
We already know its true purpose. Why do you think there has never been a movie about Godzilla in Paris?
In case anyone is wondering: it's an ice ray and one of the thousands required to freeze the sun in the first part of the fantastic mission set out for us by out glorious leader, life-giver of the universe, Arpoovian Shepper-Shenty.
More info: https://youtu.be/5rO-I7butL4
Send in the Beastie Boys to kick its ass!
Lookin like a French Dalek
Aim for tour montparnasse!
"are you still there?"
Wasn't this in Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco?
Those are L Lasers if I ever saw one
I'm Old Gregg!
That's a lot of mega particle cannons.
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Where's the dimension travelling rocket?
Ah, who needs Jewish space lasers when we have French earth lasers?
