100 1 ReplyI know, right? Fuckin' "whilst"?!
Ew.
11 0 ReplyJust when you thought it wouldn't get better ... it got better.
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Lol just kept getting worse
101 2 Reply71 0 ReplyOn an animal it's called a necropsy..
59 3 ReplyActually, a long time ago, I was told it was supposed to be called necropsy also in humans. Necro = dead.
Autopsy would mean you’re doing the exam on yourself.
I don’t know why it stayed autopsy. Maybe it’s like “atom”, meaning “indivisible”.
31 0 ReplyHumans (as a species) dissecting themselves?
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Thanks!
TIL who to avoid at the comedy club!
22 2 ReplyHehehe I'm fun at parties too.
15 0 ReplyRubberDuck isn't actually a professional stand-up comedian though.
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Yeah but most people don't know that and if they phrased it that way it spoils the joke where details keep getting revealed one by one and it gets worse
5 0 ReplyWhy is there a name for this???
2 1 ReplyIt helps differentiating between doing it on humans and animals. And sometimes you want to know what killed an animal too.
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Nice try, but the "auto" in autopsy refers to working on the body of the same species as oneself, when a human inspects a dead human.
EDIT: this is actually incorrect, etymologically it means witnessing something with the own eyes, from the Greek language, see answer below.
When working on a different species, like an animal, it's called a necropsy.
50 4 ReplyDon't run the joke
17 2 ReplyBut I love pedantry.
12 0 ReplyToo late.
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Makes the joke even better implying they have a fursona
11 0 ReplyIf you are serious, it originally means "an eye-witnessing, a seeing for oneself". Referring exclusively to dead bodies came later.
6 0 ReplyDamn you're right, I stand corrected!
The explanation I gave came from my teacher at the university in my linguistics class, better double check everything I guess!
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Oh damn I learned a new thing today. Necropsy sounds sick as hell
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6 0 ReplyWell constructed.
6 0 ReplyIf it's good enough, I smoke.
Then after the air has cleared, I have a cigarette.
5 0 ReplyHard one? Yes, I am.
4 0 ReplyHaha, sex with dead animal, magnificent
8 4 ReplyIt's not political propaganda or bigotry masquerading. If you don't like the joke you can just walk away.
3 3 Reply👍🏻
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Where my head went with "autopsy".
3 0 ReplyApologize. What else?
3 0 ReplyI'll let You know.
2 0 Reply2 0 ReplyWipe
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