Mrw we're actually living through the End of Halloween
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What if I'm an archaeologist, Francis
The End of History means no more fun spooky skeleton imagery. The less fun spooky skeleton imagery, the more History is Ended.
Someone seems RATTLED
[percussive skeletal sounds intensify]
"We shouldn't trivialize death," says the acclaimed horror author.
"We shouldn't trivialize death," says the acclaimed horror author.
You mean this guy? He wrote some scary shit, all right.
getting this upset about halloween decorations is so weird lol, what an embarrassing public self-own
Death to America
Halloween is so cancelled.
A liberal writer who fears the Lacanian real? Turns out that her mountains of pages of text are just a weak defense against existential horror lmao, liberalism is literally an ideology for frightened delusional children hiding from the dark
Oh no I’ve been spooked
I once saw some people say Halloween is reactionary because Zombies and Mummies are African things that white people find scary. Also that the word Spooky is a slur.
Just wait until they accidentally stumble into a Dia de los Muertos parade
memento mori, loser
Ahhh no please stop I'm going to live forever ahh if the line goes up forever so should I ahhhh respect the tragedy of my morality ahhhh
Dia de los Muertos enjoyers
I swear we going to be a Halloween/Christmas mode the day after labor day in a year's time. I already saw the "holiday" peppermint flavors of things in my local big-box grocery.
Silly decorations like this are at least 50% of why I want to live in a house.
Halloween destroys local festivities but I like dressing cute so it's a good holiday
2spooky4them.
its so disrespectful that you have a skeleton beneath your skin, there are people who have died
Twitter has been surreal because I grew up thinking Joyce Carol Oates and writers like her were geniuses. I read her novel Zombie like three times. Black Water is good too, and whichever the one was about the kid who becomes a prophet. Yet she is consistently just goofy and condescending on twitter
I used to worship William Gibson too and that's been harder. He's the most lib person imaginable in Twitter and I have no idea how to reconcile it's the same guy who wrote Mona Lisa Overdrive.
For some reason Stephen King being a turbo lib hasn't hit me as hard, possibly because he made fun of himself in his books, so I already thought of him as kinda goofy.
PSA: please remember that plastic is bad for the environment and climate, instead try to use organic skeletons, preferably locally sourced billionaires
... Im a joke before I start decomposing, that might be an improvement actually ...
