dude it actually has been activated. i was there. i saw it start shifting like in that photo (that's a real photo from the event, not a drawing or AI) and i just heard a loud "BLUETOOTH PAIRING.... BLUETOOTH PAIRING... BLUETOOTH CONNECTED."
then it started blasting 'sorry for party rocking' by LMFAO
how can anyone try and claim the ancient egyptians had bluetooth speaker technology?
I actually can't think of that opening without thinking of the flip that was made for My Way Entertainment's Power Rangers parodies tbh. (No, I wouldn't recommend them these days; they absolutely don't hold up, they're a relic of 2006 youtube when everything was redlining mics over sex, gender, and race jokes. The literal only grace I have for that these days is those dudes iirc are mostly Black and latino.)
Freethinker here. You're correct that many of us, especially on Greatawakening and /r/Conspiracy, understand that "Pyramid #1" doesn't actually exist. If you really study the lore it's clearly a codeword for Pyramid #2, which does exist.
Some people definitely believe this stuff. I used to know someone who really believed this kind of thing. He had some type of undiagnosed mental illness and as well as believing things like this, he believed that everyone he knew was being paid by the government to stalk and harass him.
I don't need to open the link, I know the exact obscure scene this is in reference to. I'm glad I've found one of the few dozen other people who've seen that movie.
The idea of the end of the world is so masturbatory and boring, too. "Debts will be cleared with a MAGA jubilee, the 'MedBeds' will cure all diseases, and the kids will be purged or maybe will call again and say they're sorry!"