Ctrl + Z
Thanks that worked
I'd say that one got a little too much Ctrl+Z
/sfc scannowdism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealthNow we just need
reboot in safe modeandreset windowsand we have the four horsemen of Microsoft support forums
Could not recreate issue.
Closing ticket.
Have you tried putting it in rice?
At this point you are putting rice in it not the other way around.
That new Tesla Cyber Laptop looks difficult to use.
Try some WD-40
I've seen Linux fix worse cases.
Ever try mint?
Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
The most important part is making sure the computer doesn't see it coming so it's truly unexpected
"helloo, I.T." "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
Anger management
You gotta download more ram. I'll fetch you a link... brb
you can actually connect to online ram, but it will be slow and potentionally unsecure if you don't secure it. This is how cloud gaming works
Patent that shape. Call it ergo 2 electric boogaloo, buy a non ergo 2 model
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
Partial updating is not supported. Please reinstall Arch.
on arch, it will display gibberish that somehow means that you need to reprogram the firmware externally, then shuts down permanently
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Try to sell it as art
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Make a shitton of cash
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Buy a new laptop and still have a shitton of cash
(maybe remove SSDs and HDDs before step 1 if those are still in tact and depending on what kind of information was stored on the device)
Genius just paint it
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Iron, no steam.
I was issued an Elitebook for work. This is truly the best case scenario
Just grab a mallet amd hammer it flat again
fdisk
Just wipe it down with a damp cloth (not dripping, just damp). It'll be as good as new.
if it boots up, ram, storage, video adapter, cpu, and usb slot is intact then propably yes
Disassemble entirely, hammer shell back into shape. If shell can't be salvaged, buy a mid tower and a CPU cooler. Desolder CPU, GPU, and RAM. Disconnect SSD and fans. Resolder chips back onto new motherboard. Replace display, keyboard, and touchpad. Put everything else back together.
Laptop fixed/laptop is now desktop.
remove snapd
I don't know, what's wrong with it?
That’s what you get for not upgrading to 11
A little distilled white vinegar, a lint-free cloth, and some elbow grease.
It is. Permanently.
Microwave it, then buy a new one.
Just iron it out. Should be fine.
Just leave it in river over night, it'll be fine...
Laptop, Poltergeist edition.
Give it to this guy
That's more of a louis rossman kind of job
It's bent out of shape; you need to install flatpak
It came with snap and the user snapped.
someone got it nixed
Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
put it in rice overnight
It's HP... No hope.
Oh, and it's a tad bent.
Install debian it runs on even the lowest resources
If Debian is too heavy, try puppy Linux for even lower resource usage and because puppies are cute.
tiny core
Sell to art museum and buy a new one for the money
I would like 4 money for this art please!
Cosmetic damage, no lowballers, $1000 firm, I know what I have!
Have you tried ironing out the wrinkles?
You’ll need a DeLorean and some plutonium.
How much force is required to do that to a *laptop? Car accident level?
not a lot if it doesn't have a metal frame inside
Well, first, you want to get a hammer. Make sure you're comfortable with the weight, you're gonna be doing a lot of swinging.
Next, you'll want this hunk of metal called a dolly.
Now, if you're someone without experience in a body shop, I'd recommend searching "Dolly dent removal methods", watch some tutorials.
If you're familiar already, you know what comes next. Decide if you're going on or off, and beat the shit out of it until the dents come out.
the same way that sysadmins have been doing it since 1995: take out the harddrive and put it in a new identical machine and then charge their department for the replacement while simultaneously using the contract to get another one for free.
it's my own mini version of sticking it to capitalist system. lol
