1mo ago

Horendous Cringequality

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Elon is a 14 year old trapped in a man's body isn't he? He wished to be big.
- You ever see the trench coat pic of him? It's like a fedora short of being a full on "that guy" stereotype.
  
  And a mall ninja sword
- Most rich people are, especially if they grew up wealthy. They never had to face any consequences or handle real responsibility, and it shows.
  
  They also didn't have to develop the leadership skills that would make people want to follow them without the promise of rewards or punishment - In the words of kids nowadays, they have a permanent aura debuff.
- He's JP from Grandma's Boy
  
  I hear that he's thinking about getting metal legs.
- He does have an account just specifically for age play too
  
  Don't tell me that. Why would you tell me that?
- Hey, 14 year olds can be perfectly respectful and mature. Certainly more nature than Musk

Did he just admit to murder? I’m pretty sure that’s an admission of murder, and he intends to murder again.
- Sounds like terrorism to me
  
  It's only terrorism if he kills himself.
  
  Seems like one of the bad immigrants
  
  Sounds like a manchild to me
  
  Silly you. Billionaires can't be terrorists. It's the law.
- Well, of course. He's from apartheid Africa

Remember the olden days? When you would laugh at such a (then) blog post and immediately know that that user had been hacked, because there was no way that guy would say something like this?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.

He sounds like those 14 YOs on Reddit.
- He basically is a 14 year old on reddit
- Jacked up on energy drink
  
  energy drink
  they sell ketamine in beverage form now?

I mean, I hate musk as much as everyone here, but it's deceptive trying to pass a one-year-old tweet as relevant to current events...
If you check the context, elon was goofing around , clearly not taking himself seriously, replying to a tweet of a photo of him holding a katana: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1726989224073896365
- Some of us think its weird to post this shit in any context.
  
  I think it's weird that simpletons thinks the context has changed enough to matter
- They also removed the date. It's quite intentionally misleading, it's so gross.
- Thank you.

In other words, President Musk is confessing that he had killed, and buried people already and he's not afraid of continuing to do so? I'm my eyes, that's a terrorist. I'm scared.
- I mean... the guy's (poorly) quoting movies and shit these days. "Take a big step back and fuck your own face" is literally Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder, verbatim.
  He doesn't even have original thoughts. This is some Ruroni Kenshin shit, here.
  
  Don't ruin our good time. Let's let the authorities know.
- You silly, a "terrorist" is a poor person. Musk is rich so he can't be one!
  
  You are correct.
- I call for an investigation to find this pile of bodies.
- If you're trying to use that word to hurt him, you needn't bother.
  
  He musk be desperate for the attention if he even acknowledges the existence of my comment.

He could pay full-time coolness coaches to teach him how to be cool and it still wouldn't work.
- coolness is all about being authentically you. you can't be cool and trying to act cool at the same time. you can only be cool by cultivating within yourself the type of friend you'd want to hang out with. the world's richest dickhead, meanwhile, has not cultivated within himself anything worthy of being friends with. he is purely superficial, not at all authentic. he's a sequence of memes brought to life meant to make you think he's part of your culture when he isn't. interactions with him rob you of the genuine interactions you could be having with people around you, people with real thoughts and real feelings. not just some dumb amalgamation of crufty memes the rest of us moved on from.
  
  and you know, running a major business at an executive level just isn't very cool. Oh great you directed a team to run an extensive RFP of manufacturing materials to see if panama or the horn of africa is cheaper when shipping full containers and then you looked at the report and picked the lower number, before staying up until 4am to try and impress a 53 year old guy from China so he'd give you a 2% discount on warehouse space. So fucking cool my dude, let me write a quick rap about it.

This sounds like those tweets from Andrew Tate about when he was fighting dream ghosts from jail.

New copypasta just dropped

Elon, you backed out of a charity fight with Zuckerberg, because your mum told you that you're not allowed to fight, shut the fuck up.
- That his utter cowardice didn't destroy him just shows how ridiculous people's zealotry can be.

For how long did he study the blade?

Bro, save some cringe for the rest of us

"the likes of which you cannot comprehend" was really painful too. he's trying so hard to be intimidating to compensate for the fact that he's built like a walrus with genetic defects and looks like a troglodyte. we all saw you jump around like a dipshit on stage and become the first person in history to fuck up the USA chant.

I was just thinking this is from r/im14andthisisdeep.

Can someone just fuck Elon Musk and tell him that he's their little pog champ?
Yeah... no I wouldn't do it either.
Sorry it's just, there's gotta be some way for him to get validation without rubbing his tiny penis in everyone's face.

Is he trained in gorilla warfare?

Oh shit, looks like Elon got to go to the mall to "train" with the swords at gamestop, and now he's all cocky.

I guess he's not wrong if the working class are his enemies

If he slashes social spending, he can choose a grave for himself in the same breath.

The comment about him still being in his edgy phase seems to be true...

Also my dad is a cop and will arrest yours

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.