Horseshoe Theory of Breakfast Meals

What's "Fuck the time of day, I'm having fries and ketchup for breakfast" count as

Are you my wife? I didn't know you were on Lemmy.
- Your wife has good taste in breakfast food
Corporatism, assuming you got 'em from Mickey Dee's
- Damn, that's an ice-cold assumption. I make my fries in a home deep fryer, like any civilized soul.
Reheated pizza on a microwave gang here.
uhh somewhere between communism and anarchy?
Many things I have had for breakfast, but I don't think fries is one of them

Where do us soylent enjoyers rest, on this scale?

Is that the tablespoon of powder on the far right?
- Oh, honey...
- Some of the products it may be used with could be a powder but that's a meth pipe.

At first I thought it was a scoop of ice cream. Nope, crack pipe.

I was leaning more towards it being a meth pipe.
- Can be either, depending on what you can get your hands on
- The stock photo site it's from lists as a meth pipe but includes keyword tags for crack as well.
  
  Description: ^Source
  
  View of a glass pipe used to smoke illegal drugs. This particular pipe was confiscated by police and was used to smoke methamphetamine. Image shot at the police station. Focus on round end with natural shadow.

Paleo communism 🤝Paleo conservatism

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Death to processed food! Liberate the world from simple carbohydrates!
These words are not in the bible

I'm an Adderall and Jameson man, myself.

Radical Centrism, get 'em boys

1000% more accurate than a PCM

Jokes on you, I take my Adderall with my energy drink.

anarchism

conservatism

Balkans_IRL

Luckily my adderall is IR so I can claim leftist ideals 😌

"Hyperracist neo-reactionary"

That's new to me, I'm going to have to remember that for later

croissants are taking years off my life but damn they are the shit

When I didn't work from home in the mornings, I would regularly get a sausage croissant sandwich for breakfast from the Hardees down the road from where I work and damn was that good despite it being a disappointment in terms of what could be considered croissants. I'm probably better off working from home mornings.

Apparently nobody eats pancakes for breakfast.

Pancakes are universally agreed upon to be acceptable breakfast, so it wasn't on the image.
- Wouldn't the same apply to waffles?
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I'm a Dane living in Denmark, a social democracy at it's core. I eat oatmeal with milk most mornings. I'm also a very left leaning atheist but I love a full English every once in a while.

Lux communism it is. Now to look up what it is.

Fully Automated Luxury Communism. It's not too bad and idea if not a touch overly idealistic
It's AFAIK democratic communism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Luxemburg

yogurt & granola gang

Ah, Green Party voter.

I felt kinda left out when someone posted, "Your wake-up juice defines you". Thank you for making me feel included again (I'm Socialism).

I'm also unhealthy, but I'm working on it and getting better.

Looks up the best breakfast to see if the meme got it right

Oh HELL no! I'd rather never eat ANY form of breakfast again than devolve back to Christianity! 😄

Ok wtf this is literally spot on, my work supplies breakfast and it's always different but my two staples are a monster (usually the zero ultra, too...) and stepping outside to hit my vape...

I'm a Dane living in Denmark, a social democracy at it's core. I eat oatmeal with milk most mornings. I'm also a very left leaning atheist but I love a full English every once in a while.

Coke fiend

That explains a lot.

As an anarchist I feel called out

Where's the biscuits and gravy also fully automated luxury gay space communism