my back hurts

Its like how anyone older than 18 is a boomer

I do enjoy the 30 year old boomer memes though. Yep, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, now that was a good video game (sips zero calorie monster)
The amount of kids that use this term is to damn high...
Yup. My mom is 74 and she's one of the youngest boomers.
- She's one of the oldest boomers.
  
  Baby boomer generation is 1946-1964 (59 to 77 years old).
- Not at all. I'm 58 (59 in a couple of weeks) and I'm a card carrying Boomer. The last year of the Boomers was 1964.

A kid on CS:GO called me a millennial as an old man insult. I almost shed a tear 😢

ok millennial
You have my sympathy. Your generation name will always be synonymous with an insult.
- Calling the kiddos "zoomers" pretty much brought an end to the whole "ok boomer" movement. At least they were smart enough to abruptly stop once that one was turned on them. I have a 16 year-old so speaking from experience.
I was born in 1964; the last year to officially be a Boomer. My wife pointed this out to me a few years ago and I have yet to fully recover.

I watched a full grown adult tell a cashier their birth year was 1996. It physically hurt me.

You calling someone who's only barely older than me a full grown adult hurt me
- Welcome to the pain... uhhhh life, I meant life! Seriously, enjoy your 20s.
Kids born in 2002 can legally buy alcohol in the USA.
- Their mother's really wish they had given birth to babies instead.

I'm 40 and I am legitimately trying to figure out why it is other millennials have back pain and other physical problems when I don't. That's not a flex, that's a genuine question I have whenever I see one of us say "my back hurts" or "my knee hurts".

You're probably one of those fuckin weirdos that takes care of their body.
- I don't walk more than an hour a day and that's just to the shops and back.
  
  🤔 I drink green tea. And fruit juice. Do those things prevent back and knee pain?
  
  ...Do people not walk to the convenience store?
  
  What is it that you guys eat and drink every day?
One of two things: Hard physical labour especially with bad form, or desk jockeys not taking "use it or lose it" seriously, developing postural issues.

Generally speaking you want to be fit by 30 because after that it becomes a steep uphill battle, while maintaining or even regaining fitness you had then is way easier.

Yes, older zoomers, that means your fate might already have been sealed it's going to be an uphill battle with occasional lumbago while you regain flexibility or your bad movement habits and postural deficiencies are going to hit around 40. Now get off my lawn you can jog on the sidewalk.
Sounds like you didn't bounce your body off the earth enough times growing up.
- See, I have the same problem (I wake up 43 years old and not sore) and I ran into the planet plenty of times as a kid. And plenty more as an alleged adult.
I'm 39 and have had back pain for 20 years already. Guess I should have had better posture as a kid?
- Genetics?
Right there with ya. I just assume these people either lost the genetic lottery or, more than likely, are just obese.
- Am skinny, grew up tall and skinny quickly, and spent most of age 18 - 26 doing low wage manual labour. Now 30 and I'm with the "my back hurts" crew. Also have scoliosis so that may or may not relate to it
- Nope, got hit by a drunk driver when I was 20 and I've had back/neck problems ever since. There are about a million reasons someone might have pain that may or may not be their fault.
I dunno that was a strange problem on Reddit but it was happening to 25+ year olds

Haha, that cup

Master cup.
- Favorite line from Master Shake:
  
  Beware?!
  
  I'll tell you where to be!
  
  Outta my face!!!
That Carl though, needs to get with the program!

Oh yeah? What program is that, cup?

Carlton, hi!

Gen-X be like:

Business is boomin'

Oh, you looking to expand your business?

Wow and my back actually does hurt, this is so accurate