Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world Cyo @lemmy.world 1 yr. ago

How many oreos do you eat as max per day?

If you eat them, how many as a limit per day? I have tried to put a limit of 10 for day but those cookie are just too delicious.

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Is this an ad?
- I believe so.
Most days that's a 0.

But then every once in a while, I eat an entire package.
- And that starts the cycle over again or not buying Oreos for another year.
  
  It's like looking into two mirrors at once.
Do you really eat Oreos on a daily basis? Damn man...
- I ate one in my whole life and it's one of the most disgusting "desserts" i ever ate. It's just sugar with cardboard around it.
  
  Almost correct.the white stuff is a slurry of pig back fat and powdered sugar. Built the oreo line at nabisco in fairlawn, nj before they tore it down.
- I try to put limits xd I know that oreos are just a bunch of tasty chemicals
I think I eat on average of about 5-10 oreos per year.
- I probably eat 30 Oreos per year in two 'sessions'.
- I'd guess like 0.2 a year for me, since it's been a few years, and I don't see myself ever eating another unless it's offered to me.
  
  I do like cookies though
I will eat zero Oreos for years and years... Then promptly eat two full containers with a gallon of milk. All or nothing
- May I ask, how’s the diarrhoea?
  
  Let's just say the entire bathroom gets a thorough cleaning when the deed is done
Oreos are like the lowest common denominator of biscuits. Overpriced and tasteless, you'd only eat them if there was literally nothing else; the Lipton's Tea of biscuits
- You are a godless heathen
  
  Hey hey hey that's my job.
  
  My gods are Hobnobs and Caramel Wafers, yours are high fructose corn syrups
...Limit?
- Maybe the price limit
Like three
- You mean sleeves, right? Right...?
How many come in a box?
zero
Limits are for quitters.
One package
- (unless there are more available)
When we have them I tend to grab them in threes. But I don't have a daily limit.
- this is the way
I think you mean "how many sleeves" as max.
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- Kraft owns Oreo
  
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None. I think they're decidedly blah. It's sickly sweet stuffing in between two layers that vaguely taste of chocolate.
- IMO Trader Joe's version is about 100x better.
  
  I still haven't had them in ages, but they don't just taste like sugar soaked in chemicals.
All. All of them.

The proper procedure for eating Oreos is as follows:

One: eat a single Oreo. Telling yourself you're going to be good.

Two: have one more because it's only one more

Three: realize you've eaten every single Oreo in the house. Feel guilty.

Four: go to the store and buy replacement Oreos so your family doesn't know about your shame

Five: go to sleep, and repeat as necessary the next day
How many you got? I'll eat em.
I try to put a limit of one column, but if my kids aren’t fast enough with their share, they may lose out
Usually zero, but occasionally like 10.
I usually stop at one, when I remember that I don't actually like them.
I'll have some once every few weeks and usually eat like 2-4. The serving size is 3 which has 160 calories and 14 grams of sugar.
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