Zelensky says they've killed 3800 North Korean troops. Evidence? Uh no they burn their own faces off after death. ☠️

North Korean soldiers, in this part of the world, at this time of year, localized entirely within Ukraine?

Yes!

May I see them?

...No

I learned from Radio Free Asia that every North Korean soldier must ritualistically burn their face off when they join the military to show their devotion to the State.

This honestly sounds like he's on drugs.

Bullshit. Everyone knows North Koreans are immune to fire damage.

there are no bodies because they keep getting revived with juche necromancy to fight on another day

This man is singlehandedly depleting the entire European cocaine supply.

A competent interviewer would have called bullshit, but that's exactly why lex "rock with googly eyes" Friedman got this interview.

and all their teeth are missing because of no food and they have been too biologically experimented on for DNA testing and really all 3800 corpses are too far away to see clearly and you wouldn't want to look at them anyway

it's a good thing he's a comedian because this shit would be too farfetched in a fantasy novel

They use Juche necromancy on themselves to burn their faces and then die again.

Also why does that text read so strangely? Was it translated from Ukrainian/Russian super literally?

trust me bro

Where is this from?

advanced tech

that’s pretty fuckin metal