Super Bowl LIX Game Thread

- $10 bet says thats bulletproof glass.

- Now where do we see live feeds of Philly.

Was KC overrated all year long?
- Yes.
- Been saying this all postseason. Would’ve been a better game if the Chiefs didn’t make the Super Bowl this year. They just got lucky on a bunch of their wins

I'm glad the refs are sitting this one out

The IASIP episode is going to be absolutely amazing if they hold on to win. Charlie is gonna unleash Green Man apon the French Quarter.
- Aaaahhhhhjjjjjthefrenchhhhhh known for their excellencceeeeinCHAMPAIIIGGGGNNNN....
  That do something? stares blankly at nothing
  Go again.....
  Aaahhhhhhhjjjjjjjjtthheeefrennchhhhh known for their exellenceinnnnnCHAMPAIHN.....
  CUT!

Well when your team starts crying on the sidelines I think maybe that means you've given up. Awesome
- oh I need to see the footage!

I could do without the Faux News ads.
- Don't worry. Here's a commercial for jesus! Because he gets us!
  shows a bunch of bullshit on screen
- And a shout-out to Rupert Murdick... Fuck them.

Wonder where that Chiefs fan is who was trying to gloat in the AFC championship thread the other week...
Hope they're enjoying the game.
Fuck the Chiefs.

Kelce looks like he just got off a 96 hour bender
- I wouldn't be surprised if he retires after this season.
  
  The dream

Mahomes is really choking WTF
- I'm not saying anything until it's over

I can't believe I subjected myself to this much propaganda to watch the Chief's oline not even try

Did... did y'all just see an ad for Ontario?
- Hell yeah
- you in US or Canada

Wow Chiefs' 2nd half adjustment INEFFECTIVE. I've never seen that.
- The Eagles D is playing too well KC just doesn't have an answer.

Refs already starting. That was weak!
- Not beating the accusations. Never.

Was that an incredibly awkward short joke from Tom brady?
- Kevin roasted the hell out of him last year
  
  With jokes and timing like this I can see why.

Another pick.
I’m so happy I think I’m gonna cry.

Eagles' front four! Wow...

This is what you get KC for delaying the start of the 2023 draft by 20 minutes while yall flexed on the league.

Oh my god the Chiefs are falling apart.
This is amazing.

Fucking garbage PI call
- Let me guess. For KC right?
  
  How would you ever guess?

Halftime show was more of an art piece than most. I liked it: simple lighting, no crowd on the field, very intentional choreography

Sack! Sack! Pick 6! What a dream sequence!
- Can't ask for better than that

All just going on as usual then. Unnerving to see anyone chant "they're not like us" on a big stage to a big crowd that just effectively voted in a fascist and rapist who is also sitting in the crowd.

This is awesome, fuck the haters

Smith TD!!!!!!!!!! DAGGER TO THE CHIEFS' HEART!

Oh well, GG

Refs already tilting the field to favor the Chiefs.
They aren’t going to even risk the chance the Eagles take the lead.
- Sure Jan.

Gross, Tom Cruise
- Who are these meandering celebrity speeches even for? I don't get it.
  
  Dipshits
  
  I tried to wait until it was over but they've started the game to out them up
- I think it was AI-generated Tom Cruise.
  
  However old Tom Cruise is, his face is younger
  
  That's even worse

Eagles TD! 23-0! I don't believe this!
- Yeah I thought everybody was claiming the fix was in for KC in the first minute.
  
  If the Chiefs wanted to prove that narrative false, they’re doing a really good job.

https://www.fox29.com/live Live feed from Philly still going!

Looked like blatant holding on that chiefs TD but hey, what do I know

Get wrecked chiefs

Why do they keep booing when the Chiefs punt? Lol they don't like the punter or something?
- Could they be yelling “coop!” For Cooper Dejean? I’ve heard eagles fans do that and he plays on special teams as the punt returner
- Questioning that too. AFAIK the FG kicker is a right wing douchebag. Not sure about the punter though. Unless the crowd has them confused.
  
  I looked it up and I think it's because of the 2022 group rape allegations from when he was in college. He was dropped from the lawsuit but who knows if he just paid someone off.

Let's face it. Kelce is done. Over the hill. Time to retire and raise some kids.
- Is Tay Tay even going to want that after tonight’s performance? 😂
  
  Maybe he's going home to Mommy.

Holy Shit! back to back sacks on Mahomes!

Philly is doing a great job on defense.

Seal as a seal wtf! I'll be seeing that in my nightmares

Chiefs had the Bills'goal line sneaks figured out, but Philly does it better I guess.
- They don't call it the Buffalo Bum Rush, it's the Brotherly Shove for a reason

Amazing Chiefs stop the Bills so many times on the tush push and the Eagles get it on the first try

Is this a musical? I mean technically I think it's a musical
- I guess there is some sort of story here. I'm not sure why Samuel L Jackson is dressed like Uncle Sam narrating something?
  
  He's the chorus I guess. Might as well be dressed like a frog.

I’m cheering for Team Meteor Strike

Looks like this crew likes ticky tack calls.

Anybody gonna bitch about that call too?

That's a makeup call for the Eagles lol

Wow. Soft ass call.

Another INT!

Philly D has the answer

Sacked again!

Regardless of who wins, we can be sure that Philadelphia is going to be absolutely destroyed by the end of the night.
- Yeah I don't understand why certain cities have violent fan behaviour. Like Vancouver and Montreal in Canada anytime hockey teams get into playoffs. ;p;
  
  I bet it's because they're used to brutal failure. Just a guess.
  
  Futball in many countries is even worse.