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2w ago

"Yeah, that sounds good!"

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Jesus was a Martian confirmed.

or
- This book is like a warm hug on a cold day. I can't recommend it enough
  
  Edit: after reading the synopsis I think this is just too wholesome for me to poke fun at. Added to reading list.
- Were you expecting Prince Charming?!?

- That's the only one that's the actual colour, none of the others posted are as neon green.

- Everything you could ever want in a man
  
  Bravery: *****
  Daring: *****
  Gumption: *****
  Intelligence: *

We don't diss Kermit around here.

looked it up, of course it's an erotic grinch fanfic
- So they did do their research.
  
  I'm so proud of the author 😂

Not all olives are making bright green oil though? Not all olives are green. Unripe olives are green and the go purple to black as they ripen. Black olives are fully ripe and d not press bright green.
- The olives you press for oil are green though. They have a higher fat content.
  And no, they are not all as green as the photo. Even without filtration, just allowing settling , the oil is much more clear. It's still green though with the taste of olive oil, and a lot of grassy flavors.
- I produce olive oil, it goes from green to yellow more or less. So you can choose, Shrek or Jaundice
  
  Maybe they're just into sickly guys for the inheritance?
  
  What about Shrek with jaundice?
- notallolives
- All olives are green (at some point) lol.
  Come on people the internet is right there and you can check this kind of stuff.
  
  I literally state that unripe olives are green.

- ❤️

Invader Zim...

That's just after the olives are ground up. Pressing them is a couple of steps down the line. Where the oil comes out of the press a mossy-brown in color.
All information that was in the replies of the tweet. Including several from the author herself where she talked about going on an olive orchard tour and watching them do the whole process from start to finish.

I've actually known someone with skin that colour. However, that was because he had extreme kidney issues.

assuming the writer wasn't describing an alien or whatever then what do they think pressed olive looks like
- This is the book, The song of Achilles. It is about Achilles and his lover Patroclus during the Trojan war.
  I haven't personally read it, but I doubt aliens figure in heavily.
  
  yeah so what colour were they trying to describe?
  
  Is that the one with the wine coloured sea..?

Ladies, a true paramour has layers
- Like an onion?

Juan dice.

shrek slashfic

I bet the censored sentences are absolute filth.

I have seen a shit Tom of olive oil being pressed and I have never in my life seen this. This is Chernobyl flubber that tastes like olive oil probably.

"His name was Tars Tarkus."

Incredible Hulk?

Shrek

someBODY

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