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perishthethought @lemm.ee

7d ago

Proton

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- I had finally transitioned fully away from Google's shit and then you guys start bitching that Proton is evil.
  I hate this site
  
  I'm in the same boat, I'm not migrating again unless shit really goes downhill.
  Lemmy gives the vibe of "it's all or nothing, be ready to change at a moment's notice if something iffy gets said"
- Wait is we hate ?Proton VPN now
  
  Yeah the CEO praised Trump's business acumen specifically while "remaining neutral". This has led people to believe their policies aren't as waterproof as they claim.
- 2013

proton deez nutz
- That sounds hazardous to your sperm count.
  
  what isn't these days. Live a little.
  
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
  
  SNIP SNIP, YO!

Proton: Games go brrr
Proton: Swiss go privacy-ish
Proton: C++ go SQL
Proton: Cancer go 💀💀💀
- Proton: Rocket go 🚀
  
  Proton: go + (positive charge)

There's only one real Proton.
- Captain Proton...! But I saw you fall into the fiery mouth of that volcano!
  
  Username checks out.
  
  I was saved at the last minute!
  Let me sing it to you!

The only proton I know is the thing that makes games go brrrr
- Mail
  
  Also a car brand and a subatomic particle

For those who are too young to know, this dude tried running for NY Governor. He had the best debates I have ever seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79KzZ0YqLvo
- His name is Jimmy McMillan and he's the leader of the Rent is Too Damn High party. Interestingly enough, Mr. McMillan has not paid rent for 45 years. That said, he's maintained that it is how high his disabled children's rent is as why he's chosen to make himself a political platform. For a vet with disabled children he's pretty active.
  
  A true American hero.

When somebody says they like Proton:
- Proton is very aladeen

The CEO of proton(mail) is currently on a mission to destroy the company, so won't be too many for long.
- Aw bummer, do you have any quick details? I'm out of the loop
  
  He started sucking cheetos nob, even before it was cool and all the other businesses did.
- I heard he tweeted in favour of one of the policy's the GOP implemented. What else has he done?
  
  Stopped posting on Mastodon while continuing to post on X
  
  What policy is it?
  I'm saddened by the amount of partisanism in the US these days. It's not because an idea is republican that it's bad, it's because these days, 99% of them are terrible and that most of them don't give a single flying fuck about science...

neutrons and electrons reportedly very upset as well.
- Well, one group was only neutral but the other was negative.
- neutrons and electrons reportedly very upset as well.
  I'd be upset as well: https://www.electronjs.org/

At least none of them sucks quite like electron (the thing that bundles chrome to make "native" javascript applications)
- Yeah why do we need electron
  
  Honest answer? It makes it easy to release an application cross platform.
  Personal / hot-take answer? Because we are human and our drive for mediocrity is astounding...especially when it can save a few bucks. Why make something good when you can make something less good faster and cheaper? That should be Electron's slogan.

Election: Shitty Web apps Proton: shitty Mail, VPN, Cloud storage Proton: Gaymes gooo brrrr (actually good) Proton: Go brrrrr (I’m gonna make a program called neutron lol, as soon as I stop procrastinating )

Yeah, around 10⁸⁰ is quite a lot

Malaysian Proton?
- Sexy like can I import that oh fucking forget it

PROTO N MAN

Not protons, but it's crazy to me that photons are everything that we see AND radio waves.
- I keep seeing photons everywhere I go. Even more often that AI.

Where's the neutron love?
- Thought you'd never ask. https://youtu.be/i-jdhorGtQI?t=17

So they’re either particles or waves right?
- They're each made of three little "things" connected to each other that each have three potential properties that go in two different "directions" giving them very complicated behavior with each other, and if you try to pry the little things apart to see what they're made of, more little things pop into existence so you can never isolate them. And yes, every subatomic particle has wave and particle-like properties but it's not correct to say they're either one or the other, or that they're both. They're not even locally real and don't really exist in one place.
  This message has been brought to you by Reality™, it's fucking weird.
- Por que no los dos?

why does he look like he should arrive in a small steampunk dirigible
- I had an idea for a story about Steampunk Radical Reconstruction in 1880s and some of the characters I imagined looked like him, but with a top hat.
  
  The top hat is really all this needs

I came for a meme about email or maybe video games i can't tell anymore.
- Haha, I was just talking about the email and games use of the word but you all gave it a whole new spin ʘ‿ʘ

There are trillions of trillions of them inside of me!

- How very noble

Protogen: Haha blue goo go brrrr

As a side note ... I personally hate "Proton" therapy. It serves a lot of children specifically. That, is truly awful!
- You mean the cancer therapy?.... Why?
  
  I hate when the kids get cancer.
- What manner of insanity is this about now
  
  It's a cancer treatment. It totally sucks when kids have cancer.

Yeah, just wait until you get a load of the number of things called "One." Here's a hint: It's a lot more than one.

Atomic Nucleus (n): the roiling maelstrom of insanity at the bottom of reality.

To all those antitons out there: 🖕
Signed: a proton

K
- No, H+

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