Did I Mention It's A Botox Bullet?

Well... not a great point but at least a semi-valid point. It's just so surprising since Loomer is one of the few people I'd count as stupider than Trump.
- And she says this - not because it's wrong for a president to take gifts from a foreign power for any of a thousand different reasons that come to any normal, rational, reasonable person's mind.
  No, none of that, it's that the foreign power are "jihadists." If not for that, they'd be in the clear.
- Look, most people are grey. There’s a slide bar on the dipshit meter. Loomer is very far on the side of dipshit, but there’s rarely a 100% with people on any sliding bar metric.
  It’s never all inclusive. Accepting that she’s correct on this point is fine. It doesn’t make her any more correct on other things she’s said. No shame.
- Her arguments have nothing to do with the right reasons, she's just using that one trick she knows (racism) to support her view. Constitution? Bribery? Conflicts of interest? Nowhere to be found. She implies it could be ok from other nations
- Loomer isn’t the worst person.
  But she’s probably giving the worst person blowjobs.
  
  And the blowjobs are nothing to write home about either.
- well I read her comment as: bribe is only bad if it comes from the middle east otherwise if it is Russia or something that is fine.
  I assume her Russian masters shook her leash a bit to make her protest the fact that Trump is shifting axis towards being another rich group's bitch.

I need a shower after reading that
- Funding Mexican cartels to help smuggle jihadists across the border.
  I'm not sure what she thinks Jihad means, but it probably doesn't mean what she thinks it does. Are the South American mothers and their children you are tracking down through the IRS because they pay taxes and are working for a living and trying to get their kids into school and put food on the table for them.... Are those the Jihadists she speaks of?
  If she believes it to be struggling to get through life and acting in what they believe is the right thing to do, then she would be right.
  If she believes it is supposed to be a holy war or some shit, Hispanic families trying to feed their families is not a holy war.
  Either she is mistaken about what she is calling the struggles of these people, or she is admitting she is actively trying to deport families just trying to do the right things in life and get by.
  
  Yeah I knew someone born pre-2000s whose legal first name was literally "Jihad." Similar to Isis (as in the Egyptian mother goddess), it's a name that has since gained some negative connotations. But iirc the way this guy described it is that it means "fighting the good fight" so-to-speak and could refer to literal physical fighting but could also refer to like, researching the cure for cancer. It's any great undertaking that is perceived to benefit the world in some way, and they wouldn't even be the first to apply that line of thinking to violently zealous evangelism.
  
  Maybe she thinks the movie “Acts of Valor” is an actual true event and not a 21st century propaganda film.
  
  Those are all just different words for brown people, no?
  
  She watches NCIS and calls it an intellegence briefng.

You can still take a bullet for him. Anyone will do.
- I don't condone another assassination attempt, so she can just take a bullet without him.
  
  I think fire is required to kill that

Why is no one talking about the big achievements of this administration? Since January 20, no one has been eating the dogs, eating the cats, eating the pets of the people that live in Ohio.
- Speak for yourself. It was that or Arby's. I stand by my decision.
  
  Could somebody explain to me why Americans seemingly hate Arby's to such an extent?
- I'm all out of cats and dogs, had to switch to racoons.

Wasn't she rumoured to have blown him as well?
- They've definitely banged before, and she likes him more than he likes her. She is the only one who doesn't know this.
  
  WTF, I just found out she's only 31. She looks at least 45. Are republicans living in dog years?
  
  She's the US version of Nadine Dorries.
  Michael Spicer - The Room Next Door: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yInoZ8uIAao
- So: A Mushroom Bullet?
  
  Cordyceps doesn't want her
- Wow, I guess she can't believe she blew a man who wants to accept bribes from foreign jihadists. Does he know there are tons of white people to take bribes from? That's the issue, right?
- She was ousted when she started to give trump bad pr, the. Mtg replaced her

It's baffling that this woman isn't more widely ignored.
- Well I have no idea who she is, does that help?
  
  Protect and cherish that ignorance.

I don't believe you would actually take a bullet for Trump. Prove it
- I'd rather trump take the bullet.
  
  High enough caliber you can get both
  
  She should prove that she would do it, and the only way to do it would be to set up a realistic scenario in which someone is taking a shot at Trump and she jumps in front of him. Everything else is just bragging or idle speculation.

So the Shia Iranian government is helping Mexican cartels get Sunni Jihadists into America?
Come on Laura, you can at least work transexuals and Jews into this twaddle, really get the crowd baying for blood.
- I've also heard the gays are involved. You know what they're like, you can't trust them.
- What are the Russian communists doing.
  
  Oh, they're busy smuggling Chinese fentanyl from Canada inside Black Lives Matter hats.

A bullet you say?

Culty as fuck.

She can take that bullet any time she wants - there's no need to wait for somebody else to pull the trigger for her.
- "The bullet" is what Trump nicknamed his penis
  
  That about sizes it up it so they say
  
  9mm it is.
  
  Oh so we're talking small calibre then, and of course copper jacketed.
- I'd rather she didn't though.

Maga is the dumbest group of people on the planet

you heard her, she wants bullets

Imagine taking a bullet for that fat, dumb, disgusting slob.
- I would love to hear the insulting memorial speech he gives her. Throw a few jokes in there, insult her family, laugh about how it's good it wasn't him. You know the norm.

Tf? Never thought I’d see the day loomer had more scruples than Danielle smith of Alberta
- Well, when scruples superficially suggest a similar reaction as racist stereotypes, the racist stereotype can drag her to the right side of an issue.
- It's like that time when Al-Qaeda told Isis to chill the fuck out

Do the cartels use a trebuchet or a catapult to get jihadists into the US?
- Yes, we sold them a license. The jihadists also bought one.
  Despite his lack of recpect, we are even willing to sell a license to president Trump. He will appreciate our proprietary methods of air travel. Not a single foreigner has spoken a bad word about them. In fact, not a single passenger has spoken a bad word about them. :)

You know I think she might be lying about taking a bullet thing.
- Let her cook! I approve of that idea.
  
  Well I don't. I'd much rather Trump gets his head blown off than her.

Why ppl give her attention ill never know. It’s how we ended up with trump and marge

Somehow I don't think the Qataris fund the people she thinks the Qataris fund. Also, I don't think she has any idea what she's talking about.
- Narrator voice over: in fact she doesn't have any idea
  
  Also, having an idea isn't required to grift the magats. In fact it might be counterproductive.

If there's one group of people we truly know Trump despises, it's people in the military. More even than women, he looks down on them.

That explains it actually, he is jeopardizing his political career by taking a bribe to get away from her. /s

Whatever the fuck wrote that needs a long bath in aqueous fluoroantimonic acid. A big cup of dimethyl mercury wouldn’t hurt either.
- Unnecessary chemistry

I wonder why Iranian proxies kill US service members. Such deep, far-reaching conundrums are way beyond plebians like me, but it someone were to attempt to find an answer to this question, I'd assume that they'd first try to figure out why the hell US service members are in areas where Iranian proxies operate.

The first two lines invalidate the rest. That is proper insanity.