butt mogged these zoomers today

Comedy heaven
- The gates have opened.

Is it just me whose reaction was "So?! What's the big deal?"
Don't get me wrong: good for her for having a big booty. It's just that I don't have any expectation of the girls in the picture being shocked, nor am I myself shocked or otherwise impressed by her crouching position emphasising said big booty.
For me the whole thing is a kinda normal teen/young-adult showoff pose, hence no big deal.
- Kinda turned me on ngl
- Old v Young Plus butt=lol
  Simple as
- It's just that I don't have any expectation of the girls in the picture being shocked
  That's the joke.
- Self promotion and sex sells. Along with a bit of superiority and contemporary absurdism.
  It's funny because it's a lady who's aesthetic stems from a very self detrimental culture. Objectified and then sold to the masses as a fetish. Which then is promoting the same 'shaming' that the culture itself was born from. However because it can be worded in equally absurd terms, it comes across as comical. In a pathetic kind of way. The way any normal person can just be baffled by.
  3m ago, 1 like, and the other things hidden.
- Get mogged
  
  I'm going to suck the marrow from your still living bones for making me see this fucken picture.
- spotted the zoomer
  
  You're off by at least 2 decades.
- I took this as more like Mom humor (a la Dad jokes). Like a super cringe impersonation of 'memeing'.
  I was kinda of excited to mogg my zoomers. I'd have to fake the post aspect cause I don't have social media to post to.
  If it's already some other thing then bummer. It really ruins it if my kids are like that's old news dude. Saw something about 2022/3 somewhere :-( . Planned to work the 'original plankster' in there too.

average prostitute behavior

Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick with a badonkadonk starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car
- Nice my kind of chick.
- Butt mogged
  
  Gottem
- Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police
  
  I got banned from Reddit just for reading this
  
  Born to Twerk / World Is A Fuck / Slay em all 2025 / I Am Ass Man / 410,757,864,530 Mogged Zoomers
- Straight up, one time we got called out to "check on" a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It's no surprise, people weaponize EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won't do shit and we can't say "no, they're just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit", because there's always the one chance that they aren't actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They're checking on her and basically telling us "hold on, she's refusing care." We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
  
  Wise woman. Birds aren't real.
  
  Wait, does "birds akimbo" mean her boobs were flapping about?
- based
- Did you get her number?
- Based and ass-pilled
- That’s a fad I can get behind!
- Just the car?
  
  Ass if you don't twerk in car dealership lots at 3 am like the rest of us

Had to look up butt mogging.
- This barely helps. 😑 I feel old.
  
  haha i love how meme explainer pages online are like "TWEEP DONKLE: Tweep Donkle is a viral meme that was spread when somebody said Tweep Donkle. now it is in the internet and you can see it there. here are some people responding to TWEEP DONKLE. have some ads!"
  
  "Mogging" as a term originated in the early 2000's and went mainstream-ish in the late 2000's when the "pickup artist" community started getting attention in places like the New York Times. The people who originated it are probably like 45-50 years old now.
  Quick etymology: comes from these pseudoscientific douchebags trying to name the phenomenon where a man tries to subtly belittle another man in front of women, establishing that he's the AMOG (alpha male of group), eventually became a verb amogging or mogging, and then various specific types of this behavior earned prefixes: heightmogging, etc.
  The fact that it has this kind of staying power, 20 years later, is the surprising part.
- Ah, just some imaginary human hierarchy things.

She has brought dishonour upon the House Of Mogh.
- I'm always surprised when trek memes that show up outside the trek comms aren't posted by @ummthatguy@lemmy.world
  
  I’m stealing this.
- Kurn it up.

Thought the two girls looked familiar…
- This made me laugh and I cannot lie.
  
  I for one can't deny that
- Before your gif loaded for me, I thought there was going to be a cup involved.
- jesus christ that's the ass they went with? It looks like a man ass.
  This is at least slightly better than the "twerking" I saw in "the substance" that girl looked nice but had no fucking ass, how are you going to make her twerk and pretend it's working?
  EDIT : If you're going to make a song about big butts or scenes of twerking, gotta get a lady that's thick, like this. Apologies for the lackluster mastodon song, RIP Mastodon 2011.
  
  It was a different time. They didn't have the same ass technology that we have now.
  
  Did you not live through the 90's heroin chic phase? When this song came out, those were big booties.
  
  Fuck yeah. Mastadon.

Their reactions are fucking great, especially the girl on the left.
- All I see is jpeg compression....
- oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!
- Enhance!
- You cropped out the hand with 3 fingers and a thumb with the middle finger being extra large. It might not be an AI insert but between that and no shadows it's suspect.
  
  What? You find the 12 pixels that comprise this image to be suspicious?
  Given the low resolution I'm not sure how you can come to any real opinion about it at all but it certainly doesn't scream AI generated.
  
  no shadows
  it's early evening. magic hour. no direct sunlight, the sun is hitting the atmosphere and diffusing light all over the scene.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_hour_(photography)
  see: the street lamps have turned on but it's also easy to see the entire landscape.
  
  I think it's just oligopixelosis, tbh

If I could get butt mogged I would be so happy.

something has awakened inside of me

On that twelve cheeseburger a day looksmaxxing plan
- I know this is a joke, but come on, that lady probably works her ass off to keep that physique. She doesn't exactly have big flabby arms and legs or a double chin.
  
  That's why it's looksmaxxing. Staying otherwise fit, while keeping that booty. And yes, it's a joke on a shitpost thread. Lighten up
  
  Yet

Final Fantasy is going hard with their old mog characters these days
- As a person who plays Final Fantasy, the only character with an ass that big is Byregot. Maybe she's got his blessing.

Belle Noire ?

Damn, bro...

Everything about this post makes me hate people.

Yeah... I'll take the two on the left who aren't dying of heart disease at 35.
- She is not fat lmao
- No one asked, or cares, who you would "take", dip shit.
  
  I also choose this guys dead wife
- The children?
  
  Hahah pp boy in a pickle, do they admit to being a misogynistic pervert, or a pedo.
  
  The oldest Zoomers turn 29 this year.
  One of the strangest phenomenon of the obesity epidemic has been the gross infantilization of young, fit adult women as being "teens" just because they don't have the "+10yr perceived age" effect that comes with years of obesity.

At best she used unwilling bystanders as props and at worst sexually harassed random girls and wants attention for it?
Disgusting troll needs a treadmill
- My brother in Christ, if this is sexual harassment, your are assaulting everyone who sees you leave the house.
  
  CROUCHING ON THE STREET = SEXUAL HARASSMENT
  
  your are
  You somehow managed to get it wrong in an even worse way than normal, I’m actually impressed.