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1d ago

You unimaginative ass lamps

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I hope this post is at least 10 years old because it is such a powerful example of 2010s millennial humour
- I was laughing. Now I feel personally attacked. 😅
  You're not wrong tho

Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.
A Yukon hairdryer.
A Baltimore oilcan.
A Moscow boot lace.
A Nairobi ice cream cone.
- A Saskatchewan can opener
  The ol' Miami snowshoe
  I think you're on to something...
  
  I'm howling at all of these
- What's a "Rusty Venture"?
  
  That's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.
  
  https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs
  And this isn't over until one of us gets a 'rusty venture.'
- A Moscow boot lace.
  Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?
  
  Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.
  
  Latter but while naked so first as well.
  
  Why not both?
- Cleveland steamer.
  
  Pfui!
  That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.
- Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.
- Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.
- San Diego thank you
- or a crap cocktail.

You're all a bunch of delicious fucking people! Just attractive goddamn heroes! I'm fed up with it, you lovable bloody honeys!
- They probably should have specified that the adjectives have negative connotations.
  
  It requires a negative adjective and a neutral-to-negative noun. Which effective boils down to "call them mean things with some curse words in the mix."

What up you decrepit shit magnets?
- Nothing much you designated pussy field.
  
  If they're into people with pussies, this a pretty good compliment. Sounds like a magnetic field that attracts pussy instead of metal etc

Chat GPT has joined the conversation:
Funny ones:

bewildered crap muffin janky bitch canoe slippery hell donut cringeworthy dicktopus gremlin moist bastard pancake turbulent ass goblin sneaky cockwaffle beetle unloved fart sponge pickled shit wizard forgettable piss cactus
Scathing ones:

sanctimonious dick weasel malignant fuck crust insufferable shit barnacle joyless bastard vampire vapid cockroach husk obnoxious tit gnome worthless twat lantern hollow bitch statue septic bile ghoul conniving dickhead otter
- "Malignant fuck crust" goes hard.
- Was dicktopus a thing before or did chat gpt invent it?
  
  I ... Have no idea
  I have never heard it before

It’s even better if the adjective doesn’t mean “bad”, you incandescent fuck burger.

Dutch cursing formula:
Adjective + Adjective + Disease + “Sufferer”
- Big round plague sufferer
- "Vies vuile kanker leider!"
  Of zo iets. Ben niet echt goed met Nederlands meer.

this is such a stupid fucking post
edit - oops, that's adjective-presentParticiple-noun.
or maybe it's adjective-expletiveAttributive-noun..
fun fact: the term "expletive" is a modern word from the Nixon scandal.

I personally love "troublesome goddamn elbow"

This seems like the toned down version they give to instructors on Basic.

Maybe not being reblogged is part of the truth you are afraid to face? Just a thought

You're such sn awful shit poster. Wait that came out weird.
- This made me realise “you shit shit shit” fits the pattern
  
  same with "you fucking fuck fuck"

Shoutout to my abominable shit goblin homies

sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
As opposed to a shining exemplar of an intolerable ass pastry

Reminds me of Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator
- Fyi, there's a sequel(!) and it's really cool.

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