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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

1w ago

I knew it

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All this time I thought that Shia Labeouf was the killer. I now want another musical.

The square footage of the mansion that I'm referring to is 138,300 square feet. The kitchen alone is the size of a house
- Gotta have room to fly downstairs to the kitchen for that late night glass of water.
  
  I'm starting a convoy for the downstairs bathroom, start packing your provisions.

I'm glad that human remains discovered. I don’t even want to imagine if humans were never discovered or were forgotten.
- Arent most people forgotten? Lioe billions and billions over the millennia.
  
  About 110 billion, or 94% of people who ever lived are dead.
  It's actually surprisingly few.
- I wish.

Why is there a picture of a golf clubhouse?
- Because American rich people don't deserve their money
- I think that's just a regular house

None of the victims had any bone marrow left.
One victim even wrote Becky in his own blood.

Id respect her more
- One unsolved murder at every tour destination. Coincidence?
  Yes.
  Probably.

STFU hahhahah

That's an ugly-ass mansion.
- Money can't buy good taste.
- Most mansions are ugly as fuck.
- I'm wondering if this is a result of having to spend most of the time indoors or be in the camera lens of paparazzi. We're looking at a photo from one right now probably.
  
  Quite possibly. With that in mind it was probably designed from the inside. That way there's not much you can do about the exterior.
  
  It's a bad angle. It is difficult to shoot homes on the Gold Coast from the water
- Of all the things to hate on Taylor Swift for buying a McMansion and living in it as her primary residence is really silly. From what I remember, she's been there since at least 2014. The house isn't that big in person.
  
  I just think it's ugly. Like, I'm honestly pretty indifferent towards Taylor Swift. Both about her music, and her as a person. Like, she isn't great, but there are billionaires that are a lot worse than her. Who probably still live in less ugly mansions.
  
  Idc either way about Taylor Swift's house, but that's significantly more than a McMansion.

at least she didnt bury them on her golf course
- Or next to the many runaways her private jet takes off from every 15 minutes

Coincidentally all 12 victims were protesters against Taylor Swift's airplane use.
The only lead the police has is that the bodies were dumped from an airplane.
/jk
- Nevermind guys. They were all just Boeing whistle blowers. Nothing to see here.

How many ex-boyfriends does Taylor Swift have again?
- alive or dead?
  
  First one, then the other.
- I just googled it, and surprisingly the number actually is 12.
  
  Thats somehow less than I thought.
  I suppose when you're rich enough to not have to think about "How will I cover the rent if I dump his ass?" Probably makes the number higher than for regular folks.

Daddy did say, "Stay away from Juliet"…

Come to find out "I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake" was her answer to after birth abortions.
- Pro tip: shaking a crying baby will make it stop crying.
  
  "Wish somebody told me; hindsight's 20/20; never take a baby to a rave."

At least Taylor's okay.
Reminds me of this

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