when you hire a cannibal to write the news
152 24 ReplyBut the serving size is the same as with any human! It's the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!
25 3 ReplyI'll take the.crackling if you don't want it.
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Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.
66 0 ReplyHow did you get your name like that?
14 14 ReplyOn the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.
8 0 ReplyI dunno why you're getting all these downvotes... I got a free TIL out of it 🤷
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passive aggressive body positivity
51 1 ReplyTwo gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame's kiss to a personal urban retreat.
34 3 ReplyHigher than average space time distorters
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This screams manufactured outrage.
49 1 ReplyConsidering it's "keep6solid", and not any real news sources, yea.
21 0 ReplyMore like manufactured pork product
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Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald's serial eater, watermelon-with-feet-looking land whales
36 7 ReplyKnees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
12 0 ReplyHe's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting
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Don't forget that they're DIET coke drinkers, because they want to stay healthy
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They prefer the term 'horizontally challenged'
32 5 ReplyScrew you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.
26 1 ReplySave some calories for the rest of us
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When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse
14 0 ReplyCould be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be "politically correct".
5 1 ReplyPeople of size
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I don't know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I'll call myself high calorie from now on.
12 0 Replycould have used "body-positive" for more positivity
11 0 ReplyDamn they gonna burn that calories
9 0 ReplyThat's a fantastic pun.
8 0 ReplyThis is valuable information, if you are interested in eating them.
8 0 ReplyHow will they ever be recognized with those little masks
7 0 ReplyIs it ok if I’m laughing? I don’t want to offend my low calories soy milk.
8 1 ReplyIt's just someone being a smug asshole. Why else would they waste text to describe something that is shown in the picture.
7 2 ReplyPictures are transcribed all the time for the visually impaired.
5 2 ReplyIt is also a useless description for the visually impaired. It doesn't mention that they are in an elevator, what color the gas can is it any other useful information about the picture.
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Imperfect Cell writing articles now?
5 0 ReplyTwo "utes" 😉
5 0 ReplyTwo hwhat?
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Delish...
4 0 ReplyTwo fat hoes
2 0 ReplyWhat a waste of their potential ... energy.
1 0 ReplyGod forbid anyone use the word "obese." Don't want to trigger anyone.
16 15 ReplyTo be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it's pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.
16 2 ReplyThe weight of the criminal is as relevant as their height, if not more. It's not as long-term stable as height, but it's at least as important as an identifier. Even more so in countries where obesity isn't that common.
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There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.
I don't agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn't be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn't unhealthy is where I draw the line.
If I were medically overweight I'm sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.
1 0 ReplyThe outlet that posted this is conservative and intended to rile people up on purpose.
5 7 ReplyYou couldn't possibly know if they're obese unless you were their doctor.
5 20 ReplyI can't tell if this is sarcasm
25 1 ReplyThose fat asses are obese
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Those women would be getting concerned friends saying they look dangerously thin in most of the US...
10 12 ReplyI think the proper term is "2 fat bitches"
11 13 ReplyThe next big hit rap title just dropped.
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