Hot take: "smell what the rock is cooking" is a terrible catchphrase
Hot take: "smell what the rock is cooking" is a terrible catchphrase
It sounds like hes talking about his farts.
He's going to fart on other wrestlers.
Thats just rude.
Fire this man.
You complain about the Rock cooking and yet all these years later kids are saying "let them cook", curious
42 0 ReplyLet the Rock cook.
25 0 ReplyAnd then smell it
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What if the rock he's cooking is crack cocaine
34 0 ReplyThe Rock and Bernie Sanders are celebrity crackheads.
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Very common crackhead joke to make while cooking up crack.
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Cooking on hot rocks (usually placed in a hole in the ground and sometimes also buried over) is a traditional thing across Polynesia, which is where The Rock is from. I don’t think the writers or show runners at the WWE are clever enough to come up with that themselves, but maybe it’s something he suggested to them?
25 0 ReplyThat would be cool if that turns out to be why, to be honest.
I've had a hāngī before and it was so good
21 0 Replyme getting stoned
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My partner and I would say "can you smell what the rock is cooking" when we suspected that our baby had shit and needed changing
25 0 ReplyWe made that joke in the 3rd grade when The Rock was new to wrestling.
23 0 ReplyYou can't stop me I'll do it again
26 0 ReplyI wouldn't dare try
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Oh no, I'm old 😑 you were in 3rd grade, I was in high school
do these kids even know who The Rock is
omg does my kid even know who The Rock is
19 0 ReplyYou're feeling old when comparing yourself to a 32 year old. You may factually be getting old.
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mr rock sir your fired
21 0 ReplyMr The Rock, please.
11 0 Replyhes fired
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IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS A TERRIBLE CATCHPHRASE
19 0 ReplyHe's going to put them in the dirty ivan choke hold and fart in their friggin face what a nasty piece of work.
19 0 ReplyHes a terrible mean bully why cant people see this
20 0 ReplyI WILL FART IN YOUR FACE!
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Fire him? Fire him from where? Out a butt? Like a fart? Is that what you're cooking? Firing The Rock out a butt like a fart? Are you trying to get The Rock to understand what he is cooking? Is this meta Rock catchphrase? Is that's what happening?
19 0 ReplyFire him? Fire him from where? Out a butt?
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Out of a butt.
10 0 ReplyPounded in the Butt by the Rock Being Fired Out A Butt Like a Fart so The Rock Can Understand What He's Cooking
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Listen jabroni, I will not tolerate such slander President Dwayne Johnson will lay a smackdown on your candy ass.
19 0 ReplyIT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR TAKE IS
18 0 Replyloud cheering and hooting
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I can smell what the rock is pooping
15 0 ReplyAs opposed to "open up a can of whoop ass?"
14 0 ReplyMore like open a can of fart ass
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I always imagined him cooking stone soup
14 0 ReplyWhile dungeon crawling, mayhaps?
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Counterpoint: Can you?
12 0 ReplyDaily reminder that Vince McMahon is a worker-abusing piece of shit
11 0 ReplyYeah he's a real shithead
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i like when he called people a candyass
like what, is he saying your ass is sweet and he wants to eat it
9 0 ReplyWhat everyone wants to hear
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Honestly just goes to show how much charisma the rock had back then. He could get the shitties of catch phrases over, and people didn't even notice
8 0 Replybig agree. why would a rock be cooking? those things have nothing to do with each other
Death to America
8 0 ReplyHe's the People's Champion, and the people like farts
7 0 ReplyAbsolutely
6 0 ReplyI now wonder how often farts occurred during wrestling matches. At least in the 80s most of them were on a lot of blow, which makes your bowels pretty active.
4 0 ReplySpeaking of which, he is specifically named on this list as sponsored by Israel.
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