Going off the Twitter profile picture and nothing else, I'm guessing this is a self post. Because what a wild ass thing to suggest. Normal humans assume keys or coins.
I found the poster on the birdsite, and from what I've seen of their pictures. No way is the subject them. The poster has way too long of hair for none of it to be visible in the photo.
Though having looked at their twitter, I am not surprised they said that about a stranger.
The poster has way too long of hair for none of it to be visible in the photo.
Bro, wait until you hear about the cool new hair prosthetic they just invented. I think they're calling it a weg or wig, I dunno something like that. And then there's all the hats and headbands that can be used to put hair up into fancy hairstyles that don't just dangle all the way down like Rapunzel. Really good for vigorous physical activities like running or jumping or even dancing.
Edit: This is the manual, the company made. The engineers wrote the specifications. It says right there not to grab it. It doesn't matter what people use it for. It was factually not designed to grab during play. This is a first hand example of facts not meaning shit to the human species.
Man where is this dude’s mind when he immediately thinks “chastity cage” when he hears the noise of keys shaking in someone’s pocket. It’s because of people like him why people call queers depraved.