Why don't they have Wi-Fi in Church?
!They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually does something!<
116 6 ReplyExcept Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.
Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.
78 2 ReplyOk but I’m still not going to church
41 1 ReplyYou know what? That death lemonade isnt going to rape your kid so it is still better than church.
39 0 ReplyI get a tasty lemonade, AND I get to die??? Sign me up!!
37 0 ReplyHow many people have died because of organized religion vs. Panera charged lemonade.
36 0 ReplyHi there, just dropping in to say that caffeine is more dangerous than cannabis
flies away
Edit:
Anti-weed Puritans trying to find ways weed is actually harmful
37 4 ReplyTo be fair, the church had killed more people than literally anything.
31 0 ReplyI don't blame people for not going to church. They don't even give you wine anymore, just grape juice. Jesus drank wine, why can't I?
30 0 ReplyHow about neither?
29 0 ReplySo I either have to die from needlessly over caffeinated soft drinks or deliver my own son to a molestation orgy club? What fucked up kind of choice is that?!
25 1 ReplyTo be fair though, church is many times more deadly and 0% delicious 🤷
23 2 ReplyFuck knows what church has got to do with anything.
19 1 ReplyI must be out of the loop. What's church?
17 1 ReplyRandom caffeine overdoses are preferable to repeated genocide…
14 0 ReplyDon't threaten me with a good time Panera
13 0 ReplyWait what
11 0 ReplyI'LL TAKE 5
9 1 ReplyReminds me of this, and why you can't easily get powdered caffeine anymore;
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/powdered-caffeine-death-fda-legal-action/
7 0 ReplyIn reddit people shitpost on shitpost subs. In lemmy, shit posters try to sound smart on shitpost subs. There I go again
4 1 ReplyThis lemonade is fire
3 1 Reply