Blud really out here a decade later talking about roasting people. What? Did your dial up just finish loading reddit? Like the only roasting you're doing is some carrots so you dont damage your dentures, old dog. They'll really be out here like "I bet you can't even shine shoes as well as one-legged Hitchens down on 5th and Perriwinkle!"
You look like a man who shaves with a brawndo, dyes his hair and is lucky to get his dick hard on his birthday if the wind blows in the right direction.