How short does this list get when you remove all the outright lies, nothingburgers, half-measures, and money for pigs and troops?
How short does this list get when you remove all the outright lies, nothingburgers, half-measures, and money for pigs and troops?
"Listen jack, I believe that a finalizing rule to expedite appliance efficiency standards is possible!" 
First time in 20 years the US not involved in a war
ended support for saudi offensive operations in yemen
started new u.s. offensive operations in yemen
I love how he gets to collect these things like I do achievements in video games.
I read an article years back about a bunch of policy wonk nerds in DC running a “fantasy football for politicians” league. League members had a roster of politicians and they’d get points based on how many bills those politicians sponsored, wrote, co-signed, etc. This image is what happens when people start thinking that’s actual politics and not a game for dorks.
Isn't that basically double-dipping to pad out his resume?
signed bill making it a crime to harm US law enforcement overseas
?!? we can't even punch cops on vacation???!?
Some of you are about to get arrested for posting the
emoji in Germany or Australia or wherever lmao
I like how a good chunk of this shit expired or was only good for like a year.
i like how a good chunk of this shit is aspirational "by 2050" and will be overturned by new legislation long before then
I know, the USSR had 5-year plans with a system of democratic centralism.
can barely make a 2-year plan with its election cycles. How the fuck can anyone believe a 25+ year plan will last?Not if you
blue forever!
he still owes me $600
Im still waiting on my 40 acres and a mule
It’s a Monet, it looks like ass if you look at it up close.
You know when you post a research master doc and libs accuse you of “gish galloping”? This image is that, but for real.
It's a good lesson in picking a few of your strongest points and focusing on them instead of getting sidetracked on 100 more debatable ones.
Its the difference between being a debate pervert and having some clue/interest in how to actually get a point across.
Lmao I literally just wrote that this is gish gallop myself before scrolling down, glad someone agrees.
Absolutely. The whole point is that the list look as full and insurmountable as possible. Even Biden fans’ eyes are gonna glaze over looking at this.
Leftist meme format.
Joe Biden is pandering to the left, but little did he know, the joke is that nobody on the left reads all these cluttered text.
It got too long to post as a comment on
So they had to make it a JPEG and a website
The font is clearly too big. There needs to be 100s more accomplishments.
no more half measures walter
5B to fight homelessness
yup to fight them alright
$5B to cut the homeless in half
I'm sure a solid 40% of that is just him telling the CHUDs to be nicer, pretty please?
Gish gallop summed up in an image.